And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22261. | Ethan (eathand) | 75.50 | 94% | 2020-12-16 |
| 22262. | Peacemaker (marmimic) | 75.50 | 92% | 2016-05-17 |
| 22263. | 1 (shootingmonkey1) | 75.50 | 96% | 2022-09-03 |
| 22264. | Xsentricity (xsentricity) | 75.50 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 22265. | Red (redhood07) | 75.50 | 95% | 2021-05-05 |
| 22266. | JESUSMONKEYCHRIST (jesusmon... | 75.50 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 22267. | rohit (rohit3591) | 75.49 | 97% | 2014-11-03 |
| 22268. | Ieuan (icurse) | 75.49 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 22269. | Chris (patterns) | 75.49 | 98% | 2016-09-25 |
| 22270. | Harry (haroldt) | 75.49 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
| 22271. | James (horjamez) | 75.49 | 96% | 2022-03-21 |
| 22272. | chicken (chethan819) | 75.49 | 95.5% | 2023-10-15 |
| 22273. | Diego (megax454) | 75.48 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| 22274. | Chris (kr0n0s1nvisible) | 75.48 | 90% | 2016-09-04 |
| 22275. | Nikk (nikk) | 75.48 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 22276. | StantheAsian90 (stantheasia... | 75.48 | 96% | 2022-02-18 |
| 22277. | fff (kivirivi) | 75.47 | 98% | 2022-10-11 |
| 22278. | Jammy (jammyj0) | 75.47 | 96% | 2016-01-12 |
| 22279. | GlassyFingers (glassyfingers) | 75.47 | 92% | 2015-01-01 |
| 22280. | new (pookieface) | 75.46 | 98% | 2016-04-10 |
| 22281. | Ilya (rotator73) | 75.46 | 98% | 2014-08-26 |
| 22282. | Connor (_cyber_) | 75.46 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 22283. | Hashaam (hashaam_type) | 75.46 | 98% | 2019-12-30 |
| 22284. | Chapri 👛👛 (sunilswain) | 75.46 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 22285. | FarukBalihodzic (faruk_bali... | 75.46 | 95% | 2022-08-29 |
| 22286. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 75.45 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| 22287. | Shoe (shoebox004) | 75.45 | 94.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 22288. | Absyl (absyl) | 75.45 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 22289. | Sami (sami.losoi@gmail.com) | 75.44 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 22290. | James Paul (ap1ng) | 75.44 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |