See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5419. | muslim (ahmadalashtar01) | 96.40 | 98.3% | 2024-03-14 |
| 5420. | Tomaz (tomaz1502) | 96.40 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 5421. | mechanical (cakesogood) | 96.40 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
| 5422. | Rafi (brownvitalik) | 96.40 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 5423. | (carrot_) | 96.40 | 97% | 2020-03-13 |
| 5424. | Sam (obsidian5502) | 96.39 | 96% | 2023-01-19 |
| 5425. | Opecks! (opecks) | 96.39 | 97.4% | 2024-06-11 |
| 5426. | Dilan (carnage2) | 96.39 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 5427. | MoneyTreesMilk (moneytreesm... | 96.38 | 98% | 2022-04-09 |
| 5428. | bvnny🐇 (sillybvnny746) | 96.38 | 97.4% | 2023-12-23 |
| 5429. | Kai (boshy911) | 96.38 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 5430. | hooman1 (hooman1) | 96.38 | 94% | 2021-12-26 |
| 5431. | PYTHON (_chuyuehan) | 96.36 | 97.4% | 2023-10-24 |
| 5432. | Anders (anders23) | 96.36 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 5433. | Ilove (ilovehamlet) | 96.36 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
| 5434. | Hrijul (avius) | 96.36 | 96% | 2020-05-27 |
| 5435. | jackson (glandularissue) | 96.35 | 99% | 2025-01-24 |
| 5436. | herpaderp (folkemord) | 96.35 | 98% | 2020-03-31 |
| 5437. | Avery (purplat) | 96.35 | 96.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 5438. | ccartp (ccartp) | 96.34 | 98.4% | 2025-04-22 |
| 5439. | lurning_dvorak (lurning_dvo... | 96.34 | 100% | 2021-01-24 |
| 5440. | Adam (camkse) | 96.33 | 99% | 2020-09-24 |
| 5441. | kaitlyn (katieostrander) | 96.33 | 99% | 2022-01-08 |
| 5442. | sweet (sweet_88) | 96.33 | 99% | 2022-04-06 |
| 5443. | can't type :) (void7750) | 96.33 | 95.7% | 2021-02-13 |
| 5444. | SlowTyper (sloww_tyyper) | 96.32 | 98% | 2024-07-29 |
| 5445. | Jayvin Wu (fbijayvin) | 96.32 | 95% | 2024-04-15 |
| 5446. | Drew (thecomedyne04) | 96.32 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 5447. | Chris (jct314) | 96.31 | 99% | 2020-03-22 |
| 5448. | slowtypist (tensai1234) | 96.30 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |