I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 463. | Just a man in a hotdog van ... | 116.23 | 97.2% | 2023-10-12 |
| 464. | Chris (tomatohead21) | 116.13 | 97.7% | 2024-12-13 |
| 465. | Abishiek (abishiek_12) | 116.13 | 97.9% | 2024-09-22 |
| 466. | (alex_is_hot) | 116.13 | 96% | 2025-10-29 |
| 467. | (happypappy21) | 116.11 | 97.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 468. | (ru55ell1) | 116.10 | 97% | 2025-03-20 |
| 469. | Loc (lqv3745) | 116.09 | 98.3% | 2024-05-11 |
| 470. | (bzh_) | 116.07 | 98% | 2025-06-30 |
| 471. | bwyan (bwyaneh) | 116.05 | 97% | 2025-08-04 |
| 472. | (creamycarrots) | 116.04 | 97% | 2025-12-04 |
| 473. | (ahmir123) | 116.04 | 96% | 2025-09-25 |
| 474. | (acidjazzy) | 116.01 | 99% | 2023-04-17 |
| 475. | (pro_grammer123) | 116.01 | 99% | 2023-06-17 |
| 476. | CJ (bighiest) | 116.00 | 97% | 2025-07-18 |
| 477. | (ralyxthefirst) | 115.94 | 97% | 2026-04-17 |
| 478. | (daddidud) | 115.89 | 96.9% | 2023-10-02 |
| 479. | (gl701) | 115.87 | 98% | 2025-09-28 |
| 480. | (wpsnan) | 115.75 | 97.4% | 2023-10-29 |
| 481. | (olekpark) | 115.74 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 482. | Felipe2003 (felipe2003) | 115.73 | 97.5% | 2024-10-09 |
| 483. | (dedicatedtyper) | 115.70 | 97% | 2024-06-14 |
| 484. | Unexpected Identifier - 1:3... | 115.69 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 485. | Copic (copicable) | 115.64 | 98% | 2025-08-21 |
| 486. | (johnprogrammer1) | 115.64 | 97.6% | 2023-08-29 |
| 487. | (stableigloo) | 115.61 | 97.5% | 2025-03-30 |
| 488. | (sunglassdev) | 115.61 | 97.6% | 2024-08-26 |
| 489. | lahmacun (lahmacun228) | 115.59 | 97% | 2025-07-07 |
| 490. | (flapjackstax) | 115.59 | 98% | 2025-10-04 |
| 491. | (james_333) | 115.57 | 97.2% | 2025-01-17 |
| 492. | (hjpuk) | 115.52 | 99% | 2026-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |