Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20487. | Aidan (marvelousjokes) | 68.19 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 20488. | blank (silkraps) | 68.19 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 20489. | Steven Mark (stevenmarkford) | 68.19 | 98% | 2015-12-02 |
| 20490. | vircatro (vircatro) | 68.19 | 93% | 2013-10-30 |
| 20491. | akk (torriala) | 68.19 | 92% | 2016-07-12 |
| 20492. | Martin (kompik) | 68.19 | 96% | 2012-12-16 |
| 20493. | Navid Jeanz (jeanz) | 68.19 | 94% | 2011-05-24 |
| 20494. | Anup (humblehunter) | 68.19 | 94% | 2017-05-09 |
| 20495. | Rishat (bojack) | 68.19 | 94% | 2016-01-29 |
| 20496. | Omkar (omkar_12) | 68.18 | 95.3% | 2023-08-29 |
| 20497. | c (itypeslow) | 68.18 | — | 2008-09-19 |
| 20498. | ben (bennyhotsauce) | 68.18 | 95% | 2017-09-20 |
| 20499. | trieu (trieu123) | 68.18 | — | 2009-10-01 |
| 20500. | Stalast (stalast) | 68.17 | 91% | 2013-02-02 |
| 20501. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 68.17 | 95% | 2017-07-14 |
| 20502. | spargy (spargy) | 68.17 | 97% | 2016-11-13 |
| 20503. | Tyfarn (tyfarn) | 68.16 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 20504. | George (gkoubbe) | 68.16 | 94% | 2022-08-10 |
| 20505. | Dusple (dusple) | 68.16 | 94.2% | 2021-01-30 |
| 20506. | James (mysticalentity) | 68.16 | 95.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 20507. | karovD (icevenom2) | 68.16 | 94% | 2016-10-22 |
| 20508. | Kevin (mezak73) | 68.15 | 96% | 2014-09-07 |
| 20509. | Meap (trafagar2) | 68.15 | 95.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| 20510. | youm (youm) | 68.15 | 98% | 2017-09-24 |
| 20511. | Tracer (stonecoleq) | 68.15 | 91% | 2016-03-11 |
| 20512. | Fernando (fermu) | 68.15 | 95% | 2015-10-14 |
| 20513. | Eugene (evg64) | 68.15 | 97% | 2014-12-17 |
| 20514. | Brooke (_brooke_) | 68.15 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 20515. | Anurag (anurag_2002) | 68.14 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
| 20516. | Ted (icydgx) | 68.14 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |