So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4182. | acsim (acsim) | 101.68 | 98% | 2015-07-12 |
| 4183. | Newblesoup (kkanddd) | 101.68 | 95% | 2012-08-16 |
| 4184. | (ninjo) | 101.68 | 98% | 2013-09-08 |
| 4185. | (cspenguino) | 101.67 | 95% | 2016-01-09 |
| 4186. | (nonquitter) | 101.67 | — | 2009-11-21 |
| 4187. | Kevin (khuang891) | 101.66 | 97% | 2023-05-29 |
| 4188. | (polonius) | 101.66 | 86% | 2013-06-26 |
| 4189. | Mike (roguecurlybracket) | 101.65 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 4190. | Omar (infus3d) | 101.65 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 4191. | (kebinh) | 101.65 | 96% | 2014-01-28 |
| 4192. | (petralala) | 101.65 | 96% | 2014-12-04 |
| 4193. | thefallenrat (_rat_) | 101.64 | 99% | 2017-12-26 |
| 4194. | (troye06) | 101.64 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| 4195. | (phoenixthestral) | 101.64 | 98% | 2023-01-11 |
| 4196. | twitch.tv/josephkoony (jose... | 101.63 | 96% | 2017-02-26 |
| 4197. | Josef (jo5ef) | 101.63 | 96% | 2012-07-07 |
| 4198. | 1000 & beyond (gkaps) | 101.62 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 4199. | Fart (chuckster73) | 101.62 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 4200. | (lazydaze) | 101.61 | 96% | 2015-11-25 |
| 4201. | (43243264) | 101.61 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 4202. | Conor (ulcha2) | 101.61 | 96% | 2022-10-20 |
| 4203. | (turbobuggie) | 101.61 | — | 2009-06-15 |
| 4204. | (archmealfiller) | 101.61 | 90% | 2013-08-22 |
| 4205. | (potatoz10) | 101.59 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 4206. | jonica (jonicailagan) | 101.59 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 4207. | (mike444) | 101.59 | 99% | 2017-05-25 |
| 4208. | (soulitzer3) | 101.58 | 96% | 2017-01-27 |
| 4209. | (dvorakvincent) | 101.58 | — | 2009-05-23 |
| 4210. | (naxuda) | 101.57 | 96% | 2012-10-20 |
| 4211. | (narutohokage117) | 101.57 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |