So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20005. | Joshua (jkm711) | 68.31 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 20006. | Jonathan (pnes_obliterator) | 68.31 | 94.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 20007. | Nick (nicknewmz) | 68.31 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 20008. | jess (softballchick127) | 68.31 | — | 2009-06-13 |
| 20009. | Flying Fingers (butler78) | 68.31 | 93% | 2013-11-18 |
| 20010. | TypoKat (typokat) | 68.30 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 20011. | vrungelb (vrungelb) | 68.30 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
| 20012. | Bartacus (bartacus) | 68.30 | 94% | 2017-01-12 |
| 20013. | Thomas (roarkish) | 68.30 | 94% | 2015-04-25 |
| 20014. | Will (ragnar) | 68.30 | — | 2009-11-03 |
| 20015. | Greg (stripedninja) | 68.29 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
| 20016. | somerandomwannabe (somerand... | 68.29 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
| 20017. | Kryptix (kryptix212) | 68.29 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| 20018. | NOT EVEN CLOSE (real_snoot) | 68.29 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 20019. | Ronnie (nighpher) | 68.29 | 95% | 2014-04-25 |
| 20020. | zero errors (zero_errors) | 68.29 | 94% | 2011-09-28 |
| 20021. | Sputnik25 (25dondon25) | 68.28 | 94% | 2011-10-19 |
| 20022. | sn0wbl4ck (sn0wbl4ck) | 68.28 | 95% | 2019-01-23 |
| 20023. | Jordan (methodd) | 68.28 | 85% | 2013-10-15 |
| 20024. | Aisha (aishanick) | 68.28 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 20025. | pop (f1shmann) | 68.28 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 20026. | Branimir (brankeros_17) | 68.28 | 96% | 2020-01-20 |
| 20027. | Gjean (gjean) | 68.28 | 98% | 2016-05-20 |
| 20028. | allmylife102 (allmylife102) | 68.28 | 91% | 2011-05-18 |
| 20029. | Padtoles (tadp) | 68.27 | 95% | 2014-01-06 |
| 20030. | Ryan (ryanylee02) | 68.27 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 20031. | moyu (teledodol) | 68.27 | 94% | 2020-08-02 |
| 20032. | Billy (billy_x) | 68.27 | 91% | 2013-01-14 |
| 20033. | dakhide (dakhide) | 68.26 | 95% | 2021-02-20 |
| 20034. | Harry (akiramonster) | 68.26 | 98% | 2012-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |