And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12996. | Cardboard (zetsubobox) | 91.67 | 95% | 2011-10-10 |
| 12997. | Jimbo (harrian) | 91.67 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 12998. | nick (n_eclipse) | 91.67 | — | 2008-10-15 |
| 12999. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 91.67 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 13000. | Evan Dale (avendael) | 91.66 | 96% | 2014-08-02 |
| 13001. | Said (saidenhide) | 91.66 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 13002. | Chris P. Bacon (spicy_toast) | 91.66 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| 13003. | Kyle (kjwhite88) | 91.66 | — | 2011-01-06 |
| 13004. | Jay (anond) | 91.65 | — | 2009-12-24 |
| 13005. | Noah (nesharps) | 91.64 | 92% | 2016-08-23 |
| 13006. | 景云 (tanyuanji) | 91.64 | 99% | 2011-05-30 |
| 13007. | Eddy (eddyconer) | 91.64 | 89% | 2015-04-14 |
| 13008. | Pat (ralphxcrunner) | 91.64 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 13009. | dave (ryuzog) | 91.64 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 13010. | Urabigail (borat_kz) | 91.64 | 97.3% | 2023-10-19 |
| 13011. | Skyro (potatomama1234) | 91.64 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 13012. | lie (lie_mm) | 91.63 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 13013. | Nathan (nathancardinal) | 91.63 | 88% | 2017-03-15 |
| 13014. | Taylor (gjchick) | 91.63 | 95% | 2011-08-17 |
| 13015. | Tyler (thermalcry) | 91.63 | 99% | 2012-12-15 |
| 13016. | Kenton (kentonwho) | 91.63 | 97.8% | 2021-01-29 |
| 13017. | FTX Brand Ambassador (storm... | 91.63 | 86% | 2016-02-16 |
| 13018. | Gunther (nintendoaddict1) | 91.63 | 96% | 2014-09-19 |
| 13019. | Jessica (deaths_discomfort) | 91.62 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 13020. | Dinksmasher9000 (dinksmashe... | 91.62 | 88% | 2015-11-18 |
| 13021. | cL (cynibro) | 91.62 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 13022. | jarl sondre (jallis) | 91.62 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 13023. | cpl_chillaxton (cpl_chillax... | 91.62 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
| 13024. | Sharif (sharif4747) | 91.62 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 13025. | toxictortoise (hangfromthef... | 91.61 | 93% | 2023-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |