The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13198. | (busey) | 82.75 | 97% | 2015-11-28 |
| 13199. | (adam_0) | 82.74 | 91% | 2016-08-11 |
| 13200. | (daichii) | 82.74 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 13201. | (tbohnen) | 82.74 | 95% | 2016-05-27 |
| 13202. | (dirtyphoenix) | 82.74 | 91% | 2016-06-03 |
| 13203. | (achacon1) | 82.74 | 95% | 2013-10-29 |
| 13204. | (caspin) | 82.73 | 94% | 2011-07-26 |
| 13205. | (jessepena) | 82.73 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 13206. | (davsucks) | 82.73 | 96% | 2017-12-13 |
| 13207. | (xiao_chan07) | 82.73 | — | 2009-12-26 |
| 13208. | (urquanmaster) | 82.73 | 97% | 2014-12-11 |
| 13209. | (sharilyuen) | 82.73 | 97% | 2013-03-02 |
| 13210. | (pliva) | 82.73 | 92% | 2013-11-28 |
| 13211. | (cheese0r) | 82.73 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
| 13212. | (svary) | 82.72 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 13213. | _ (zoli_) | 82.72 | 97% | 2016-03-21 |
| 13214. | (givebread) | 82.71 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 13215. | (writfate) | 82.71 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 13216. | (arichnad) | 82.71 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 13217. | (minatoidkun) | 82.71 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 13218. | (qoull) | 82.71 | 93% | 2013-05-13 |
| 13219. | (yypsdennis) | 82.71 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| 13220. | (forsy3) | 82.71 | 94% | 2016-01-25 |
| 13221. | saad (saduman) | 82.70 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 13222. | shingo (anagman) | 82.70 | 96% | 2014-04-20 |
| 13223. | Igor (bigloser3) | 82.70 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 13224. | YSSH (yosshi) | 82.69 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 13225. | Augment (augment) | 82.69 | 99% | 2019-07-01 |
| 13226. | Fauzan (ozaenzenzen) | 82.69 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 13227. | xxneoxx (xxneoxx) | 82.69 | 99% | 2016-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |