Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16417. | Vanilo (vanilo) | 74.39 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 16418. | J (elflaco1) | 74.39 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 16419. | Th3BossC (th3bossc) | 74.39 | 95.1% | 2023-09-28 |
| 16420. | Hello (julius1331) | 74.39 | 97% | 2019-08-06 |
| 16421. | Danny (flowburst) | 74.39 | 96.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 16422. | ramen (lightning_poliwag) | 74.39 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 16423. | JellyBelly (alhaqiqa) | 74.38 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 16424. | Bryan (bryanoncolemak) | 74.38 | 96% | 2013-03-05 |
| 16425. | Phuong (cuti3m00n) | 74.38 | 95% | 2015-01-26 |
| 16426. | .̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤... | 74.38 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
| 16427. | Hater (hateself) | 74.38 | 97% | 2017-08-12 |
| 16428. | Luis (pureza) | 74.38 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 16429. | Merlin (yatu) | 74.38 | — | 2010-06-14 |
| 16430. | Knyon (knyon) | 74.38 | — | 2009-05-15 |
| 16431. | Gobind (meri_marzi) | 74.38 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
| 16432. | Ryan (rangussteve) | 74.38 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 16433. | _les_ (_les_) | 74.37 | 100% | 2017-06-07 |
| 16434. | GiupLeGXThuDuc (giuplegxtd) | 74.37 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 16435. | Edward (edthemetalhead) | 74.37 | 96% | 2017-10-20 |
| 16436. | Umesh (umesh_kavinda) | 74.37 | 92% | 2015-05-25 |
| 16437. | Christopher (oyeah0912) | 74.37 | 96% | 2017-08-21 |
| 16438. | Rokdoom (rokdoom) | 74.37 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 16439. | Gabriel (shigetora10) | 74.36 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 16440. | Tyler (kc_chief) | 74.36 | 98% | 2022-06-10 |
| 16441. | Seymur (kafkas) | 74.36 | 96% | 2022-09-14 |
| 16442. | jan (toxicwasabi) | 74.36 | 95% | 2021-11-11 |
| 16443. | William (astronaut98) | 74.36 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 16444. | R (renxsis) | 74.36 | 92% | 2016-01-13 |
| 16445. | Mr. Araujo (yvcs_mr_araujo) | 74.35 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
| 16446. | 7777 😂 (frozenbagsmelting) | 74.35 | 98% | 2020-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |