I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9943. | John (stanfree3) | 89.44 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 9944. | Cao Sy Hai (caosyhailong99) | 89.44 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
| 9945. | Cyle (cyleyt) | 89.44 | 99% | 2019-12-19 |
| 9946. | Josh (expiredvenom) | 89.44 | 99% | 2019-07-08 |
| 9947. | Delta (vipripboy) | 89.43 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 9948. | Steven (kandby) | 89.43 | 98% | 2025-05-13 |
| 9949. | Skits (tidal_wave) | 89.43 | 96% | 2025-02-06 |
| 9950. | Need more (pvonmacbook) | 89.43 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 9951. | Grace (joemama659) | 89.42 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 9952. | jeremiah (jeremiah12345) | 89.42 | 99% | 2021-05-05 |
| 9953. | Matthew (matthew243342) | 89.42 | 96% | 2020-04-10 |
| 9954. | tootuff (tootuff) | 89.41 | 98% | 2024-03-21 |
| 9955. | Karlee (kinzupa) | 89.41 | 99% | 2021-02-25 |
| 9956. | Hamza (hamza_malick) | 89.40 | 100% | 2021-02-08 |
| 9957. | Mitchell (jon159357) | 89.40 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 9958. | cayouu (slowesttypist19) | 89.40 | 94.5% | 2024-11-16 |
| 9959. | NinjR (gingerninjr) | 89.39 | 95% | 2022-12-13 |
| 9960. | jeet (ken202) | 89.39 | 99% | 2025-06-22 |
| 9961. | Luis (goodywoody) | 89.39 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 9962. | Megalithic (megalithic) | 89.39 | 96.7% | 2023-09-16 |
| 9963. | Duke (dukemagnum) | 89.39 | 98% | 2020-03-16 |
| 9964. | Abdulrahman (wasd1234) | 89.38 | 99% | 2020-10-30 |
| 9965. | Ethan (cooo1114) | 89.38 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
| 9966. | Olu (olubean) | 89.38 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| 9967. | macura (bobbygreg) | 89.37 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 9968. | Connor (cbec32) | 89.37 | 99% | 2019-05-24 |
| 9969. | Cow (cowgochirp) | 89.36 | 86% | 2017-03-09 |
| 9970. | legitness (2ns4u) | 89.36 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 9971. | Bread (heyitsloaf) | 89.36 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 9972. | Tom (polaricecaps) | 89.36 | 99% | 2022-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |