So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11970. | Alex (coupqt) | 81.88 | 92% | 2016-01-24 |
| 11971. | Howard (howardpeckerman) | 81.88 | 98% | 2013-09-08 |
| 11972. | Cory (cory) | 81.88 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 11973. | Myxa (47mike47) | 81.88 | 95% | 2013-04-24 |
| 11974. | LancyLanc (lancethedino) | 81.87 | 96% | 2023-02-03 |
| 11975. | tstats[moneymic] (moneymic) | 81.87 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 11976. | Carl (doc2831) | 81.87 | 94% | 2022-01-07 |
| 11977. | Luckeh (luckeh11) | 81.87 | 95% | 2020-02-27 |
| 11978. | Stephanie (chochacacaculo) | 81.86 | 98% | 2016-03-24 |
| 11979. | bambang (breakingkeyboards) | 81.86 | 95% | 2021-12-14 |
| 11980. | Potato (typingpotato341) | 81.86 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 11981. | darkroth (xdarkroth) | 81.86 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 11982. | Calix (cjkache) | 81.86 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 11983. | Jim (the_belal) | 81.86 | 98% | 2012-02-15 |
| 11984. | Srikarthick (pjsk83) | 81.86 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 11985. | Tomasz (elpero) | 81.86 | 98% | 2016-09-07 |
| 11986. | Bun (pitifulpal) | 81.85 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 11987. | Sean (seankim9) | 81.85 | 88% | 2015-11-11 |
| 11988. | ☞sondv (sondv) | 81.85 | 97% | 2019-04-18 |
| 11989. | Will (w1llmcl) | 81.85 | 95% | 2022-06-26 |
| 11990. | Rietkip (nescioc) | 81.85 | 96% | 2012-08-11 |
| 11991. | Christian (gimslongvir) | 81.85 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 11992. | Christian (cmzuluagam) | 81.85 | 98% | 2016-02-23 |
| 11993. | Tom (myrrhh) | 81.84 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
| 11994. | David (traummann2157) | 81.84 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 11995. | Chris (___chris) | 81.84 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 11996. | Lelerz (lelerz314) | 81.84 | 92% | 2014-01-30 |
| 11997. | Joseph (opidajoe) | 81.84 | 85% | 2012-10-17 |
| 11998. | midnight (aw01) | 81.84 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 11999. | learning how (iamimago) | 81.84 | 94% | 2013-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |