So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22286. | (fidanhoxha) | 64.22 | 95% | 2022-01-06 |
| 22287. | (maos) | 64.22 | 93% | 2016-01-11 |
| 22288. | (myleesia) | 64.22 | 90% | 2012-10-26 |
| 22289. | (ethish) | 64.21 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
| 22290. | (blanched) | 64.21 | 87% | 2011-11-22 |
| 22291. | (shafanovic) | 64.21 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 22292. | (deniii) | 64.21 | 95% | 2023-03-19 |
| 22293. | (flashmt) | 64.21 | 94% | 2012-03-20 |
| 22294. | Cora (tigercobra) | 64.21 | 98% | 2014-11-18 |
| 22295. | (ramvivekananda) | 64.21 | 95% | 2014-07-18 |
| 22296. | (lilyluvjones) | 64.21 | 98% | 2013-11-24 |
| 22297. | (magicfrog) | 64.20 | 95% | 2022-09-22 |
| 22298. | (howardsu0901) | 64.20 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 22299. | (sung99) | 64.20 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 22300. | Woland (woland) | 64.20 | 98% | 2012-08-20 |
| 22301. | Angelica (manakika) | 64.20 | 98% | 2014-11-24 |
| 22302. | (littlebigloverx) | 64.19 | 99% | 2017-10-13 |
| 22303. | Gil (gilfish) | 64.19 | 94% | 2017-03-28 |
| 22304. | (carloscruz42) | 64.19 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 22305. | heruheuwshfsef (chikbis) | 64.19 | 95% | 2023-03-05 |
| 22306. | (amanda2018) | 64.19 | 99% | 2018-08-08 |
| 22307. | (veer365) | 64.19 | 96% | 2018-01-17 |
| 22308. | C. (roye7758) | 64.19 | 92% | 2015-03-23 |
| 22309. | (jandar) | 64.18 | 95% | 2022-07-20 |
| 22310. | (tyo007) | 64.18 | 90% | 2011-08-10 |
| 22311. | Mike (ashmoney5) | 64.18 | 93% | 2015-02-26 |
| 22312. | (tyjeremiad) | 64.18 | 90% | 2014-02-11 |
| 22313. | (pigbang1999) | 64.17 | 96% | 2018-02-03 |
| 22314. | Alex (alexklaus) | 64.17 | 96% | 2016-03-24 |
| 22315. | Mike (promike) | 64.17 | 95% | 2015-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |