The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32502. | sleepy (zzz_snooze) | 60.10 | 97% | 2024-03-11 |
| 32503. | Dough (i8do) | 60.10 | 95.7% | 2024-09-28 |
| 32504. | Gio (gio545) | 60.10 | 96% | 2024-02-10 |
| 32505. | Not the chosen (qrota_1) | 60.10 | 94% | 2021-06-15 |
| 32506. | Shing (ssshing) | 60.10 | 94% | 2012-11-14 |
| 32507. | Axel (killuaxel) | 60.10 | 95% | 2012-04-20 |
| 32508. | Felipe (felipelopes) | 60.10 | 94% | 2016-07-30 |
| 32509. | Shubhang (vermashubhang) | 60.10 | 88% | 2013-08-21 |
| 32510. | Augusto (augusto_5) | 60.09 | 96% | 2024-07-19 |
| 32511. | MBT (mbt2012) | 60.09 | 96% | 2024-08-06 |
| 32512. | Vanesrose (vanesrose) | 60.09 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 32513. | Caleb (saelinor) | 60.09 | 95.7% | 2024-03-18 |
| 32514. | Notinkh (notinkham) | 60.09 | 89% | 2013-08-06 |
| 32515. | Marie (rebelady) | 60.09 | 94% | 2011-07-07 |
| 32516. | jorge (jluissuzuki) | 60.09 | 94% | 2015-06-10 |
| 32517. | James (blinkerfluid) | 60.09 | 93% | 2014-08-24 |
| 32518. | Gilded (gilded_truffle) | 60.08 | 97% | 2024-01-30 |
| 32519. | Angarag-erdene (angaragg) | 60.08 | 97.6% | 2025-03-05 |
| 32520. | Jinny (jinnyy) | 60.08 | 93% | 2012-06-17 |
| 32521. | Nina (lunatica) | 60.08 | 97% | 2024-03-15 |
| 32522. | Chiller (chillerghost) | 60.08 | 96.3% | 2024-04-06 |
| 32523. | Cheok (galaxeo) | 60.08 | 95% | 2013-03-01 |
| 32524. | MangoBox (mangobox) | 60.08 | 95% | 2018-02-08 |
| 32525. | Alex (alexpalti) | 60.08 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
| 32526. | Teddy (rampagingteddy) | 60.08 | 96% | 2023-07-06 |
| 32527. | Prajapati (jackparker) | 60.08 | 96% | 2014-12-08 |
| 32528. | cao cao (sosoreeb) | 60.08 | 98% | 2023-05-30 |
| 32529. | Life'z gr8st bargain (miran... | 60.08 | 97% | 2012-03-28 |
| 32530. | ismail (deadlives) | 60.08 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 32531. | Thuuuuuun (thundertsun1) | 60.07 | 94% | 2021-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |