The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5993. | Justin (troypolamalu43) | 54.88 | 88% | 2013-03-08 |
| 5994. | Jonathan (jimbothegreat) | 54.88 | 95% | 2018-09-06 |
| 5995. | shailendra (shailendraji) | 54.88 | 99% | 2021-07-08 |
| 5996. | Chung Ming (ma_chung_ming) | 54.88 | 96% | 2016-02-08 |
| 5997. | Ashen (ashen) | 54.88 | — | 2009-05-15 |
| 5998. | Snowy (snowydawolf) | 54.88 | 93% | 2015-10-27 |
| 5999. | rodaina (rodaina) | 54.87 | 96% | 2022-09-14 |
| 6000. | saugat (saugat99) | 54.87 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 6001. | Amanda (aberg) | 54.87 | 95% | 2013-06-15 |
| 6002. | Bruno (brun) | 54.87 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 6003. | Uways (uways) | 54.86 | 95% | 2014-09-21 |
| 6004. | Zaid (supremestflame) | 54.86 | 95% | 2015-10-14 |
| 6005. | Nawaraj Bista (nawaking) | 54.86 | 96% | 2015-07-25 |
| 6006. | Michael (michaz) | 54.86 | 99% | 2019-07-21 |
| 6007. | HanLuu (hanluunguyen) | 54.86 | 93% | 2011-11-28 |
| 6008. | Devon (dennydoo11) | 54.86 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 6009. | muhammad (faisalwaqas65) | 54.85 | 99% | 2018-09-25 |
| 6010. | Vignesh (viggie) | 54.85 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 6011. | M (xyx2x) | 54.85 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| 6012. | bogo (bogo10) | 54.85 | 98% | 2014-01-22 |
| 6013. | Tuấn Anh (tuananhnbt) | 54.85 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 6014. | Robert (rtivey01) | 54.85 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 6015. | le (phuc_day) | 54.85 | — | 2008-10-01 |
| 6016. | Gilberlan (gilberlan1) | 54.85 | 89% | 2012-02-21 |
| 6017. | Aman (amanr300) | 54.85 | 89% | 2013-05-22 |
| 6018. | Cheap (gorid) | 54.84 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
| 6019. | Chris (meta77) | 54.84 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 6020. | Tom (derpling) | 54.84 | 95% | 2015-11-07 |
| 6021. | rajan (rajankjoshi) | 54.84 | 95% | 2014-06-06 |
| 6022. | Martina (martinaon) | 54.84 | 95% | 2011-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |