So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13004. | Daniel (cannatown) | 79.96 | 94% | 2015-10-11 |
| 13005. | Jethro (jetthrower) | 79.95 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 13006. | Richard (jjjxxx) | 79.95 | 100% | 2022-05-30 |
| 13007. | Ryan (ryanhz) | 79.95 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 13008. | joelromero012415@yahoo.com.... | 79.95 | 97% | 2015-07-20 |
| 13009. | Kris (doubleace5747) | 79.95 | 98% | 2011-10-20 |
| 13010. | Nikola (dropndrag) | 79.94 | 97.4% | 2023-09-14 |
| 13011. | james (octotyper) | 79.94 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
| 13012. | 神手 (orangecolour) | 79.94 | 96% | 2013-08-06 |
| 13013. | Imp (hehexdlmaoxgodx) | 79.94 | 96% | 2018-08-31 |
| 13014. | Amir (nao.paladin@yahoo.com) | 79.94 | 96% | 2015-01-25 |
| 13015. | Lisa (prada) | 79.94 | — | 2008-11-17 |
| 13016. | Doug (napster1) | 79.94 | 95% | 2014-06-17 |
| 13017. | hema (hemalata) | 79.94 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 13018. | Drey (ellendren) | 79.93 | 98% | 2019-04-30 |
| 13019. | Drea (menthaaries) | 79.93 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 13020. | Jinf931 (jinf931) | 79.92 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 13021. | Kingcob (kingcob) | 79.92 | 94% | 2012-01-18 |
| 13022. | Xinyi (xinisterx) | 79.92 | 93% | 2016-07-11 |
| 13023. | Ong (ong_bak) | 79.92 | 94% | 2015-11-04 |
| 13024. | Gilberlan (gilberlan1) | 79.92 | 94% | 2013-11-16 |
| 13025. | alan (treebag) | 79.91 | 95% | 2013-10-07 |
| 13026. | Lathoa (lathoa) | 79.91 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
| 13027. | Irvin (14laui1) | 79.91 | 86% | 2013-12-15 |
| 13028. | Guest (colorblindpilot) | 79.91 | 95% | 2016-12-21 |
| 13029. | Super (supergen) | 79.91 | 97% | 2015-04-08 |
| 13030. | Mike (mhz5) | 79.91 | 96% | 2015-03-04 |
| 13031. | Daniel (danielsunghokim) | 79.90 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 13032. | Meade (jmeadek) | 79.90 | 95% | 2021-06-15 |
| 13033. | Braeden (cheetoo) | 79.90 | 88% | 2016-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |