And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30959. | Luke (youwanticetea) | 61.41 | 94% | 2020-11-17 |
| 30960. | Saeed (tanhatan2007) | 61.41 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 30961. | atul (atulsingh) | 61.41 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 30962. | Dusty (heavyd21) | 61.41 | 96% | 2014-03-24 |
| 30963. | fear4good (fear4good) | 61.41 | 94% | 2015-07-07 |
| 30964. | Jenna (jenna1213) | 61.41 | 94% | 2013-03-02 |
| 30965. | Ayesha (candy_is) | 61.41 | 96% | 2011-05-07 |
| 30966. | Jon (eagle_ops123) | 61.40 | 97% | 2023-06-24 |
| 30967. | Hairy (reaper0122) | 61.40 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 30968. | INDIAN (armaan25) | 61.40 | 94% | 2021-12-22 |
| 30969. | lee (wndnjs4389) | 61.40 | 95% | 2021-07-21 |
| 30970. | sokkhai (sokkhai@hotmail.com) | 61.40 | 93% | 2011-08-15 |
| 30971. | satthu0doimu (doikhongnhumo) | 61.40 | 98% | 2018-01-05 |
| 30972. | opting (jys168) | 61.40 | 92% | 2011-10-04 |
| 30973. | Mariam (maliya13) | 61.40 | 95% | 2013-06-16 |
| 30974. | Erol (erol) | 61.40 | 95% | 2014-03-24 |
| 30975. | Rue (rueraven) | 61.39 | 95.8% | 2021-02-06 |
| 30976. | Nicu (gigfty) | 61.39 | 93% | 2023-01-22 |
| 30977. | Funky Koval (funky_koval) | 61.39 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 30978. | Ron (ronincognito) | 61.39 | 98% | 2020-07-23 |
| 30979. | Mohammed Khaja Ahsanuddin (... | 61.39 | — | 2010-02-18 |
| 30980. | Nam (namanh) | 61.39 | — | 2009-11-15 |
| 30981. | Alicia (aca5191) | 61.39 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 30982. | Leo (leo200149) | 61.38 | 95% | 2015-11-01 |
| 30983. | Max (durkwom) | 61.38 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 30984. | OriginTwo (typer_j41) | 61.38 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 30985. | HoloPengin (vgf89) | 61.37 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 30986. | Vojtěch (macsoxxx) | 61.37 | 97% | 2017-04-01 |
| 30987. | Christian (vinnw) | 61.36 | 94% | 2022-11-10 |
| 30988. | Naww (naww125) | 61.36 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |