As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7165. | Nibit (nibit) | 90.76 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
7166. | Ethan (conanethan) | 90.76 | 97% | 2022-04-25 |
7167. | Preston (lantzer) | 90.76 | 91% | 2016-03-22 |
7168. | Sam (nimrif) | 90.75 | 93% | 2016-05-06 |
7169. | Abizer (abizern) | 90.75 | 99% | 2023-05-11 |
7170. | paddy (kattumanidhan) | 90.75 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
7171. | Branko (branko_md) | 90.75 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
7172. | Tyler (thermalcry) | 90.75 | 98% | 2022-08-24 |
7173. | Jayden (shiakose) | 90.74 | 96.7% | 2024-02-07 |
7174. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)🖕 (your... | 90.74 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
7175. | Benjamin (benjaminjam) | 90.74 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
7176. | Magnus (magicbane) | 90.74 | 93% | 2016-05-16 |
7177. | Lazy (lazytcup) | 90.73 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
7178. | LenY (lenyx24) | 90.73 | 96.3% | 2024-03-03 |
7179. | Elizabeth (elizabethwei) | 90.73 | 99% | 2020-08-26 |
7180. | Lewis (znake) | 90.73 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
7181. | SSim (swain_simon) | 90.72 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
7182. | Mehmed (gigaxel) | 90.72 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
7183. | Bobokin (bookin123) | 90.72 | 98% | 2019-11-26 |
7184. | Golden (golden99) | 90.71 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
7185. | Francis (fransissimo) | 90.71 | 97.7% | 2024-09-25 |
7186. | Nguyen (rainfall1611) | 90.71 | 98% | 2022-01-26 |
7187. | Jason (mahtale) | 90.70 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
7188. | Finn (omnicat) | 90.70 | 98% | 2019-02-04 |
7189. | TypingNoob (bekarihh) | 90.70 | 98.2% | 2024-09-18 |
7190. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 90.70 | 99% | 2023-02-01 |
7191. | THE KID (nschattner) | 90.70 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
7192. | Paul (revolt12) | 90.70 | 94% | 2016-02-20 |
7193. | AvoPi (avopi) | 90.70 | 93% | 2016-01-07 |
7194. | Veggie Fries (a6yearold) | 90.70 | 96% | 2016-04-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |