The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1749. | Sanket (junkheadrooster) | 90.78 | 97% | 2019-05-05 |
| 1750. | Calvin (fullrespect) | 90.77 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 1751. | Andre (smallchicken) | 90.77 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 1752. | David (bigd4316) | 90.76 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
| 1753. | Mohd (mohd_shaikh) | 90.75 | 96% | 2018-05-09 |
| 1754. | B1 (b1north) | 90.75 | 97% | 2017-12-13 |
| 1755. | Kevin (pubhub) | 90.75 | 99% | 2019-01-29 |
| 1756. | pianofluteflute (pianoflute... | 90.73 | 99% | 2018-04-09 |
| 1757. | Spencer (spencermiles) | 90.72 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 1758. | Zoaz (zoaz) | 90.71 | 96% | 2018-09-25 |
| 1759. | Michael (manbeck1) | 90.70 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 1760. | Wild (wildwisp) | 90.69 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 1761. | Jam (jamlovesham) | 90.69 | 97% | 2019-07-12 |
| 1762. | k (mc0sta) | 90.67 | 99% | 2019-04-22 |
| 1763. | Justin (turtletamer) | 90.65 | 98% | 2018-01-26 |
| 1764. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 90.65 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
| 1765. | GiftedOtter (giftedotter) | 90.61 | 98% | 2020-01-28 |
| 1766. | JJ (jj111) | 90.59 | 99% | 2018-12-10 |
| 1767. | pbreese42 (pbreese42) | 90.57 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 1768. | Kayena (tikktikkboom) | 90.57 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
| 1769. | Jamison (y4mz) | 90.57 | 96% | 2017-12-02 |
| 1770. | Madison (mnbutler) | 90.54 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
| 1771. | zak (z0mbiezak) | 90.53 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
| 1772. | Roland (errur) | 90.52 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1773. | Sarkaanix (sarkaanix) | 90.50 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 1774. | randall (valleyy) | 90.48 | 96% | 2020-03-29 |
| 1775. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 90.47 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 1776. | OneTree (onetreeinaforest) | 90.47 | 98% | 2018-10-09 |
| 1777. | Edwin (edwin_____) | 90.46 | 96% | 2018-08-27 |
| 1778. | Plebber (plebber_typing) | 90.45 | 99% | 2021-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,126 | 80.79 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 78.68 | April 10, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 128.99 | January 3, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 2 | 122.51 | December 16, 2020 |