The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30663. | Teerian (toastt) | 51.53 | 89% | 2016-10-11 |
| 30664. | Boruto Uzumaki (boruto_02) | 51.53 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 30665. | Yassin (meddyassin) | 51.53 | 95% | 2022-07-20 |
| 30666. | Arie (mr_arie) | 51.53 | 96% | 2013-11-06 |
| 30667. | Jordan (jordanmaulana) | 51.53 | 93% | 2013-10-24 |
| 30668. | Ani (animesh_sharma) | 51.53 | 87% | 2015-12-16 |
| 30669. | Farshid Abrar Labib (bestla... | 51.52 | 94% | 2023-05-11 |
| 30670. | Avniel (cunter) | 51.52 | 95% | 2017-09-23 |
| 30671. | Noli (beganat30wpm) | 51.51 | 90% | 2017-01-03 |
| 30672. | jo_x_ro (jo_x_ro) | 51.51 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 30673. | Yuan (yuanjr32) | 51.51 | 94% | 2012-03-29 |
| 30674. | Nurba01 (nurba01) | 51.51 | 86% | 2016-02-29 |
| 30675. | newbie (abhinav_a) | 51.50 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 30676. | Tovic (todave) | 51.50 | 96% | 2022-11-20 |
| 30677. | drop table (sonic0360) | 51.50 | 85% | 2015-05-17 |
| 30678. | Igi (igipeja) | 51.50 | 92% | 2013-09-04 |
| 30679. | Christopher (gibounce) | 51.49 | 93% | 2022-09-20 |
| 30680. | Khanh Phi (robert190620) | 51.49 | 93% | 2022-09-04 |
| 30681. | Anders (andersjanmyr) | 51.49 | 94% | 2012-06-17 |
| 30682. | Banana (vadai) | 51.49 | 95% | 2021-10-27 |
| 30683. | john (jpom16) | 51.49 | 96% | 2021-09-05 |
| 30684. | Tom (twjensen) | 51.49 | 91% | 2016-01-21 |
| 30685. | Pacothegreat33 (pacothegrea... | 51.49 | 89% | 2015-08-01 |
| 30686. | Joshua (lord_omega) | 51.49 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 30687. | tair (sohhab_001) | 51.49 | 91% | 2016-07-05 |
| 30688. | Bob (magnumtrojan) | 51.48 | 93% | 2019-02-25 |
| 30689. | Joe (tso_kai_lo) | 51.48 | 94% | 2021-06-22 |
| 30690. | Kayden (kaydengiang2512) | 51.47 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 30691. | alan (arc08) | 51.47 | 94% | 2021-06-05 |
| 30692. | Pac (chibipac) | 51.47 | — | 2009-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |