The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11904. | Abed (abed42) | 43.03 | 92% | 2021-01-03 |
| 11905. | Quang (lasada123) | 43.03 | 89% | 2015-01-21 |
| 11906. | potaychannel.com (potaychan... | 43.03 | 93% | 2011-10-14 |
| 11907. | DeathModer (kido2976) | 43.03 | 93% | 2018-01-12 |
| 11908. | Joey (nlgameracer) | 43.02 | 92% | 2017-05-31 |
| 11909. | Zamami (shadaokami) | 43.02 | 96% | 2021-11-13 |
| 11910. | Rezonate (importance) | 43.02 | 95% | 2017-11-03 |
| 11911. | Andrea (andrea_oboe) | 43.02 | 94.2% | 2021-02-19 |
| 11912. | panzer (avitastic) | 43.01 | 93% | 2011-06-13 |
| 11913. | Hunter Killer (a_zaher) | 43.01 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 11914. | noobispro (noobispro) | 43.01 | 91% | 2013-04-08 |
| 11915. | Prateek (prateekmehra) | 43.01 | 93% | 2021-01-21 |
| 11916. | Tina (tee2012) | 43.01 | 100% | 2012-08-31 |
| 11917. | GreyZephyr (greyzephyr) | 43.01 | 95% | 2018-03-23 |
| 11918. | Scarlet (scarlet) | 43.01 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 11919. | Dmitry (dimitry) | 43.01 | — | 2009-07-23 |
| 11920. | GIANNE (gianna222) | 43.00 | 96% | 2023-10-04 |
| 11921. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (fastclap123) | 43.00 | 90% | 2016-09-10 |
| 11922. | Ioan (ioans) | 43.00 | 95% | 2020-11-20 |
| 11923. | Maret (maret) | 43.00 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 11924. | Prashant (prashant_lahane) | 43.00 | 91% | 2013-08-29 |
| 11925. | MJ (manishj) | 43.00 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 11926. | Mubi Jani (mubijani) | 42.99 | 93% | 2023-05-25 |
| 11927. | Snowy (snowy212212) | 42.99 | 94% | 2023-07-22 |
| 11928. | Aakash (aakashevans) | 42.99 | 90% | 2012-04-28 |
| 11929. | Kristina (kristinav) | 42.99 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 11930. | Pedrocas420 (pedrocas420) | 42.98 | 96% | 2022-11-20 |
| 11931. | Dillon (deathliu) | 42.98 | 95% | 2018-05-12 |
| 11932. | Jan (menger) | 42.97 | 94% | 2018-05-25 |
| 11933. | cw (perpendd) | 42.97 | 96% | 2012-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |