If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12937. | Matthew Wu (matthew_0497) | 86.91 | 95% | 2022-05-09 |
| 12938. | GeluAnimus (geluanimus) | 86.91 | 97.9% | 2023-10-16 |
| 12939. | Shivam (sorcerer626) | 86.90 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 12940. | Rahul Haldar (rhrahulhaldar) | 86.90 | 99% | 2025-06-21 |
| 12941. | Baxtiyor (iotype) | 86.90 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 12942. | Beth (beth201) | 86.89 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
| 12943. | Ezainy (gresketh) | 86.89 | 95.2% | 2024-09-24 |
| 12944. | Toast (toastmaster127) | 86.89 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 12945. | robbie (robbiemcfly) | 86.89 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 12946. | Hasnat (hasnatali) | 86.88 | 100% | 2022-09-18 |
| 12947. | Tianyi (dreamatd) | 86.88 | 98.3% | 2023-09-28 |
| 12948. | elias (eli240sx) | 86.87 | 96.1% | 2024-09-21 |
| 12949. | tstats[jangstyle] (jangstyle) | 86.87 | 99% | 2022-12-18 |
| 12950. | quitlesspogspeed (pogspeed) | 86.87 | 97% | 2025-07-10 |
| 12951. | Aruzh (4ruzh) | 86.87 | 93.6% | 2023-07-22 |
| 12952. | Hans (hootenanny1) | 86.87 | 98% | 2018-02-04 |
| 12953. | Jon (aeroslaab) | 86.86 | 97% | 2025-02-15 |
| 12954. | gianlemon (gianlemon) | 86.86 | 97.5% | 2023-10-06 |
| 12955. | Master (oogway_101) | 86.86 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
| 12956. | Sirjan (ssirjann) | 86.86 | 98% | 2018-08-26 |
| 12957. | colin699 (colin699) | 86.85 | 97% | 2025-04-14 |
| 12958. | Dan (triplej414) | 86.85 | 97.2% | 2024-12-27 |
| 12959. | Yves (yclaguisma) | 86.85 | 99% | 2024-07-05 |
| 12960. | chicken (chethan819) | 86.85 | 96.4% | 2023-11-29 |
| 12961. | Jesse (yojesse__) | 86.85 | 98% | 2022-10-13 |
| 12962. | The (manish8972) | 86.85 | 99% | 2019-07-01 |
| 12963. | Nua (thedarkice) | 86.85 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 12964. | Hal (hals11) | 86.85 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 12965. | Antonio (tonio145) | 86.85 | 100% | 2018-05-24 |
| 12966. | Burt (burt123) | 86.84 | 98% | 2023-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |