I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2302. | thinkerdog (derfuchs) | 116.81 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 2303. | bkp!! (290vc) | 116.80 | 99% | 2024-09-19 |
| 2304. | Ben (happy_typist) | 116.80 | 98% | 2025-07-17 |
| 2305. | sotiris (sotirispech) | 116.79 | 99% | 2024-02-22 |
| 2306. | rjooske (rjooske) | 116.78 | 100% | 2023-03-14 |
| 2307. | hella fast (accuracy_acc) | 116.76 | 100% | 2023-01-05 |
| 2308. | Antoni (aachh) | 116.76 | 97.4% | 2021-01-28 |
| 2309. | Egg (tantantantantan) | 116.76 | 99% | 2025-11-26 |
| 2310. | ifavila (ifavila) | 116.75 | 98% | 2023-08-04 |
| 2311. | page (pagegap) | 116.75 | 98.7% | 2025-02-17 |
| 2312. | Diana (agent_artemis) | 116.75 | 99% | 2020-02-26 |
| 2313. | slowasfucc (slowasfuccc) | 116.75 | 100% | 2023-08-28 |
| 2314. | Sydney (sydneykimbell) | 116.75 | 98.3% | 2024-02-25 |
| 2315. | Christian (lawlbasaur) | 116.75 | 100% | 2021-08-01 |
| 2316. | blop (axemalt) | 116.75 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 2317. | Sharique (sharique) | 116.74 | 96% | 2017-05-23 |
| 2318. | Vincent (vincentjhny) | 116.73 | 99% | 2019-10-17 |
| 2319. | Gian (gianeric) | 116.73 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 2320. | Justin (shaowen) | 116.73 | 99% | 2020-08-05 |
| 2321. | (treje) | 116.72 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
| 2322. | Aaron (gamerfreaky) | 116.70 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 2323. | jayden (tarsec) | 116.69 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
| 2324. | =RADULE= (radule) | 116.68 | 99% | 2019-07-14 |
| 2325. | Daniel (manheek) | 116.66 | 98.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 2326. | MTGAPger (foreverpractice975) | 116.64 | 96.1% | 2024-09-13 |
| 2327. | Matt (mazunator) | 116.64 | 99% | 2023-02-16 |
| 2328. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 116.64 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 2329. | slowtypistx (slowtypistx) | 116.64 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 2330. | Loc (lqv3745) | 116.63 | 97.8% | 2024-08-08 |
| 2331. | Chibba (underlordbub) | 116.63 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |