When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8444. | Chipyule (chipyule) | 87.25 | 97% | 2023-11-17 |
| 8445. | Amir (amirahmedimtiaz) | 87.25 | 97.8% | 2025-04-13 |
| 8446. | Kevin (bruhsoundeffectno2) | 87.25 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 8447. | Simon (slimsonkysreformed) | 87.25 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 8448. | Eiv (mechiguy) | 87.25 | 98% | 2017-03-03 |
| 8449. | CLl (chinll) | 87.24 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 8450. | Huy (huynguyen560) | 87.24 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 8451. | Thomas (ctrlbadger) | 87.24 | 96.1% | 2023-06-08 |
| 8452. | Courtney (pickels712) | 87.24 | 97% | 2016-12-27 |
| 8453. | Abdullaah (yeetzies) | 87.23 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 8454. | MST (stereotypist) | 87.22 | 97% | 2024-05-16 |
| 8455. | Eric (draydere) | 87.22 | 97.6% | 2023-09-11 |
| 8456. | jude (h0merow) | 87.22 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 8457. | Comr (cmr_tirk00) | 87.22 | 96.8% | 2021-02-28 |
| 8458. | Tocke (tockenjocke) | 87.22 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 8459. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 87.22 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 8460. | Alvin (jaxzyy69) | 87.21 | 95% | 2017-10-07 |
| 8461. | Help me (chowxchow) | 87.21 | 99% | 2023-10-22 |
| 8462. | humberto torres (humbertoto... | 87.21 | 99% | 2021-11-30 |
| 8463. | jpow (jpowwow) | 87.21 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 8464. | Maple (maplesyrup789) | 87.21 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 8465. | GhostV (ghostvsghost) | 87.21 | 99% | 2019-01-27 |
| 8466. | Viet (vietvhcr) | 87.21 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 8467. | Chris (segunobunaga) | 87.20 | 95.9% | 2023-10-04 |
| 8468. | Bintang (bintung) | 87.20 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 8469. | CHASMIS (papa_ji) | 87.20 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 8470. | Armstrong (armstrong01) | 87.20 | 97.5% | 2023-09-27 |
| 8471. | bryan (bryan1111) | 87.19 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 8472. | Abolfazl (abolfazl) | 87.18 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 8473. | Angel (evanderfrey) | 87.17 | 98% | 2018-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |