Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38625. | SPY_914 (yoshigogogo) | 32.81 | — | 2010-07-18 |
| 38626. | waseem ahmad bhat (waseemraja) | 32.81 | 93% | 2017-11-30 |
| 38627. | Dillu (boygurung123) | 32.80 | 94% | 2021-03-05 |
| 38628. | Jason (syntronic) | 32.79 | 94% | 2015-01-11 |
| 38629. | Veps (veps) | 32.79 | 91% | 2012-10-18 |
| 38630. | didie (didie) | 32.79 | 88% | 2012-05-30 |
| 38631. | Stig03 (bobba_rex03) | 32.79 | 95% | 2020-09-13 |
| 38632. | CapcayGoblok (capcay_goblok) | 32.78 | 88% | 2013-06-11 |
| 38633. | news (news) | 32.78 | — | 2009-08-20 |
| 38634. | Moby's Dick (c0d3z_r0xx) | 32.78 | 89% | 2015-05-07 |
| 38635. | hpen514 (hpen514) | 32.78 | 97% | 2012-08-01 |
| 38636. | Zeu$ (zeuskabb) | 32.78 | 92.3% | 2023-07-12 |
| 38637. | punt (lookpedkeele) | 32.78 | 96.3% | 2023-09-23 |
| 38638. | Iceberg (pandaparadise11) | 32.77 | — | 2010-10-31 |
| 38639. | Hoang (sk1nny) | 32.77 | 90% | 2011-10-14 |
| 38640. | Shail (shailop) | 32.77 | 95% | 2020-11-06 |
| 38641. | Hanu (hanu4321) | 32.75 | 82% | 2017-03-04 |
| 38642. | GHOSTTSNIPER (ghosttsniper) | 32.75 | 92% | 2023-06-09 |
| 38643. | Aman (aman12345) | 32.74 | 94.1% | 2021-02-04 |
| 38644. | Agzhan (agzhan) | 32.74 | 91% | 2019-12-24 |
| 38645. | Juan (rjuan) | 32.73 | 95% | 2012-06-14 |
| 38646. | Retaehc (retaehc_p) | 32.72 | 93% | 2021-02-04 |
| 38647. | Royal (pavan372) | 32.72 | 92% | 2023-06-29 |
| 38648. | Dang Hai (dang_hai_ema) | 32.72 | 95% | 2021-10-21 |
| 38649. | Alexander (blackfurn) | 32.72 | 84% | 2016-04-18 |
| 38650. | nillpopo (nillpo) | 32.71 | 87% | 2016-08-05 |
| 38651. | lazar (lazar) | 32.70 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 38652. | Raj (prakush) | 32.69 | 96% | 2014-10-22 |
| 38653. | Sushank (sushank1) | 32.69 | 94% | 2021-03-03 |
| 38654. | JHCM (j_speed) | 32.68 | 87% | 2016-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |