Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34574. | Evgeniy (cybergeene) | 44.38 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
| 34575. | Worachat (bizoguc) | 44.38 | 92% | 2012-06-28 |
| 34576. | Amr (amr98) | 44.38 | 94% | 2021-02-24 |
| 34577. | HaydarMac (haydarmac) | 44.38 | 93% | 2023-05-12 |
| 34578. | Rai (saigonorai) | 44.37 | — | 2009-02-02 |
| 34579. | Louis (lightningpirate) | 44.37 | — | 2008-10-25 |
| 34580. | Eugene (epportal3) | 44.37 | 85% | 2013-04-07 |
| 34581. | Ashish (grubbyrival) | 44.37 | 95% | 2021-09-25 |
| 34582. | Micho (micholime) | 44.37 | 85% | 2012-10-04 |
| 34583. | Austin (austinstory) | 44.36 | 98% | 2012-04-04 |
| 34584. | SM (s13m) | 44.36 | 95% | 2018-03-23 |
| 34585. | linh~~~~~> (linhdangvan) | 44.36 | 85% | 2011-11-26 |
| 34586. | Shady (shady_merchant) | 44.36 | 82% | 2016-09-22 |
| 34587. | Sergei (unicrus) | 44.36 | 95.7% | 2021-01-31 |
| 34588. | Rahul (blizzaster) | 44.36 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| 34589. | Tomke (xsneek) | 44.36 | 94% | 2017-10-15 |
| 34590. | M (leeyoungae0) | 44.35 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 34591. | arache (howeyzeh) | 44.35 | 89% | 2013-04-29 |
| 34592. | GhostShark (ghostshark) | 44.35 | 94% | 2020-05-11 |
| 34593. | Brandon (richsauce) | 44.35 | 96.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 34594. | AKSHAT (akshat1234) | 44.35 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 34595. | Elysha (elysha) | 44.35 | 93% | 2020-09-19 |
| 34596. | Monkey D. Luffy (wynds) | 44.35 | 95% | 2023-07-15 |
| 34597. | Dan (dtel) | 44.35 | 89% | 2017-01-18 |
| 34598. | OvErBoArD (2468) | 44.34 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 34599. | And (anitadmhrn) | 44.34 | 97% | 2018-11-27 |
| 34600. | Razor (edwino) | 44.34 | — | 2010-04-21 |
| 34601. | corey (mowerman91) | 44.34 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 34602. | caleb (foamcacti) | 44.34 | 94% | 2018-01-26 |
| 34603. | IA (_main_) | 44.34 | 95% | 2023-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |