I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10943. | Khoa (khoanguyendang_1234) | 82.99 | 96% | 2023-05-18 |
| 10944. | Ziron (ziron) | 82.99 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 10945. | Dvorak on (freddysg) | 82.99 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
| 10946. | Sushi (sushixr) | 82.98 | 96% | 2025-05-20 |
| 10947. | Mason (degler123) | 82.98 | 96% | 2018-11-22 |
| 10948. | xCocoaCrazy (xcocoacrazy) | 82.98 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 10949. | khye (khyelerk) | 82.98 | 96% | 2020-10-05 |
| 10950. | Duke121 (duke121) | 82.97 | 95.6% | 2025-04-26 |
| 10951. | Jaihuen (jaihuenalizada) | 82.97 | 96% | 2017-03-20 |
| 10952. | YellowQuack (yellowquack) | 82.96 | 95% | 2020-08-25 |
| 10953. | Lencheuous (lencheuous) | 82.96 | 99% | 2020-05-13 |
| 10954. | Jasa (yashadnb) | 82.96 | 98% | 2022-03-17 |
| 10955. | Paul (jinzonam) | 82.96 | 96% | 2022-09-01 |
| 10956. | Zoiinae (zoiinae) | 82.95 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 10957. | Erick (smittywerben) | 82.94 | 98.1% | 2024-04-29 |
| 10958. | Shiv (shivgp11) | 82.94 | 95% | 2021-09-25 |
| 10959. | Ishaan (ghostkirby123) | 82.93 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 10960. | Jeremy (ryusaki626) | 82.93 | 96.3% | 2023-05-29 |
| 10961. | frederik (birgerbrosa) | 82.93 | 95% | 2019-06-23 |
| 10962. | Nate (leclownfou) | 82.93 | 97% | 2017-04-26 |
| 10963. | Mavrick M (tricky_k) | 82.92 | 97.3% | 2024-06-26 |
| 10964. | FakeDriving (amaterats) | 82.92 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 10965. | Aether (aetherbane) | 82.92 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
| 10966. | Hassan (hamoro) | 82.92 | 96% | 2023-05-26 |
| 10967. | CameronC (cameronc2003) | 82.91 | 96% | 2023-06-02 |
| 10968. | p2 (peep0) | 82.90 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 10969. | Imra (kafiristanstan) | 82.90 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 10970. | Haribo (haribooo) | 82.90 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 10971. | Spencer (poipoe) | 82.90 | 90% | 2017-04-05 |
| 10972. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 82.90 | 97% | 2019-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |