The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23989. | Brian (desbrigs) | 69.19 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
| 23990. | Dennis (ocrayat16) | 69.19 | 96.8% | 2024-04-02 |
| 23991. | Alaa (alaasyria) | 69.19 | 94% | 2021-09-18 |
| 23992. | Derek (dhatcher42) | 69.18 | 99% | 2025-03-06 |
| 23993. | Fernando (fcandia) | 69.18 | 96% | 2024-03-21 |
| 23994. | ripescro (ripescro) | 69.18 | 96.3% | 2024-06-07 |
| 23995. | Kogastyle (kogastyle) | 69.18 | 95.8% | 2024-04-22 |
| 23996. | sillyrattytom (sillyrattytom) | 69.18 | 95% | 2024-05-17 |
| 23997. | Ady (thegermanidli) | 69.18 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 23998. | Andrei (trimple) | 69.18 | 96% | 2024-08-11 |
| 23999. | marshal (marsh_bora3y) | 69.18 | 97% | 2025-05-11 |
| 24000. | WabberDabber (thingexplainer) | 69.18 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 24001. | Aleksandar (avange) | 69.18 | 95% | 2021-02-08 |
| 24002. | Jonathan (jonywho) | 69.18 | 92% | 2012-03-17 |
| 24003. | Harish (harishchinnaraj) | 69.18 | 99% | 2017-07-20 |
| 24004. | Ryan (fine_n_bright) | 69.18 | 95% | 2013-02-08 |
| 24005. | Lauge (laugejuul) | 69.17 | 94% | 2023-07-12 |
| 24006. | gio (gioleo) | 69.17 | 97% | 2025-03-22 |
| 24007. | abello (abello) | 69.17 | 97% | 2024-12-11 |
| 24008. | Lana (poopfrog) | 69.17 | 98% | 2024-12-15 |
| 24009. | Max (acrid_) | 69.17 | 99% | 2024-05-21 |
| 24010. | Ludo (ludop) | 69.17 | 93% | 2016-04-17 |
| 24011. | Ellie (elliedelille) | 69.17 | 96% | 2023-12-18 |
| 24012. | Ghosty (ghostfreak101) | 69.17 | 97% | 2024-12-19 |
| 24013. | Bryz (bryz2k3) | 69.17 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 24014. | Chase (chasechai) | 69.17 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 24015. | sector (sector21) | 69.17 | 98% | 2012-01-06 |
| 24016. | brooklyn (raise_the_bar) | 69.17 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| 24017. | The Big A Train (andrewpham... | 69.16 | 97.6% | 2025-01-28 |
| 24018. | dfspdifjsp (dfpsdijfposd) | 69.16 | 97% | 2024-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |