The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1883. | Baby (bonxate) | 66.06 | 96% | 2012-12-02 |
| 1884. | Rafael (rafo430) | 66.04 | 95% | 2016-05-19 |
| 1885. | Nasrullah (nasrullah) | 66.03 | 94% | 2012-06-27 |
| 1886. | RaN (ran2003) | 66.03 | — | 2009-10-29 |
| 1887. | GiaTuong (giatuong) | 66.03 | 95% | 2012-03-11 |
| 1888. | sparks (forwardthinker) | 66.03 | 99% | 2015-06-17 |
| 1889. | Benji (cruzerbruzer77) | 66.02 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 1890. | Zach (zachninjakiller6) | 66.02 | 96% | 2019-10-10 |
| 1891. | IamFAT (hi121smack) | 66.02 | 98.3% | 2021-02-13 |
| 1892. | GUS (gusasaad) | 66.02 | 97% | 2012-10-19 |
| 1893. | Manne (epicblueberry) | 66.01 | 93% | 2015-08-13 |
| 1894. | ernzt (ernzt28) | 66.01 | 91% | 2012-09-28 |
| 1895. | Thang (diesel_industry) | 66.01 | 91% | 2012-08-17 |
| 1896. | Julish (julish13) | 66.00 | 99% | 2022-12-10 |
| 1897. | duglass (rahafduglass) | 66.00 | 96% | 2022-04-03 |
| 1898. | Jesse (mrjesse) | 66.00 | 94% | 2013-12-27 |
| 1899. | Möhri (moehri) | 65.99 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 1900. | Cristian (ghostbuster92) | 65.99 | 94% | 2017-05-18 |
| 1901. | Jennifer (jimjam5) | 65.98 | 86% | 2013-06-10 |
| 1902. | George (piehead567) | 65.97 | 95% | 2017-01-29 |
| 1903. | goraput (boom1749) | 65.97 | 97% | 2021-10-23 |
| 1904. | Antti (urquanmaster) | 65.96 | 97% | 2013-03-04 |
| 1905. | Deepak (dshu284) | 65.96 | — | 2009-12-11 |
| 1906. | tang (daoxuantang) | 65.96 | 97% | 2011-06-17 |
| 1907. | Thanh Son (thanhsonzorro) | 65.95 | — | 2008-11-22 |
| 1908. | Nickeley (nickeley) | 65.93 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 1909. | Brian (brdavis4) | 65.92 | 97% | 2012-04-23 |
| 1910. | Booned (booned) | 65.91 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 1911. | Danish (danishakh) | 65.91 | 93% | 2012-11-14 |
| 1912. | Marc (mreading) | 65.91 | 99% | 2015-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |