So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9289. | Prasanth (gprasanth) | 87.19 | 95% | 2017-04-12 |
| 9290. | big (bigfinger420) | 87.18 | 97.8% | 2021-02-02 |
| 9291. | asdf (rushlync) | 87.18 | 96.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 9292. | Anh (anhton232) | 87.18 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 9293. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 87.18 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
| 9294. | asaku (asaku) | 87.17 | 95% | 2023-08-03 |
| 9295. | Yash (yashshingade28) | 87.17 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 9296. | Alex (snowmen777) | 87.17 | 97% | 2014-06-20 |
| 9297. | Jimmy (tenjimmy) | 87.17 | — | 2010-11-10 |
| 9298. | Jacob (emptypaintbrush) | 87.16 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 9299. | Kumar (kayush) | 87.16 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 9300. | שבי (wallabyy) | 87.15 | 93% | 2015-01-16 |
| 9301. | Neko (pippaola) | 87.15 | 97% | 2018-12-09 |
| 9302. | Fyreball12 (bilzzard15) | 87.15 | 91% | 2017-05-14 |
| 9303. | Cameron (cqmeron) | 87.14 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
| 9304. | Kept (lietonever) | 87.14 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 9305. | Matthew (swanson71) | 87.13 | 95% | 2015-02-13 |
| 9306. | Brendan (brendan_) | 87.13 | 92% | 2016-11-03 |
| 9307. | R (ghostboy) | 87.13 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 9308. | Colby (colbytothet) | 87.13 | 93% | 2014-03-05 |
| 9309. | akashi (akashi) | 87.13 | 94% | 2013-04-05 |
| 9310. | Chris (cnbrauns30) | 87.12 | 99% | 2020-02-15 |
| 9311. | MaBec (_mabecma_) | 87.11 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 9312. | Mazhar Andalib (mazharandalib) | 87.11 | 98% | 2015-07-23 |
| 9313. | Jack (falryx) | 87.11 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 9314. | daniel (danieledward13) | 87.10 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 9315. | Mike (mkmkmk93) | 87.10 | 93% | 2013-03-04 |
| 9316. | raina (lizzynanaraina) | 87.10 | 96% | 2011-10-08 |
| 9317. | Doreen Zhao (tyson_straight) | 87.10 | 94% | 2013-11-14 |
| 9318. | GoodGuy (bigmonke_228) | 87.09 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |