The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10035. | RIP Byron ❤ (pdnegreiros) | 89.07 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 10036. | Djovak (saebilopicke) | 89.07 | 97% | 2017-07-21 |
| 10037. | Jay (jay_) | 89.07 | 97% | 2016-06-23 |
| 10038. | Sam (spingu) | 89.07 | 95% | 2019-09-20 |
| 10039. | oakles (oakles) | 89.06 | 93% | 2014-06-10 |
| 10040. | Nicholas (nsirlin) | 89.06 | 93% | 2013-02-18 |
| 10041. | Holo (aisha23__) | 89.05 | 99% | 2022-08-30 |
| 10042. | Copycatken (copycatken) | 89.05 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| 10043. | janer (jcamann) | 89.05 | 99% | 2012-02-18 |
| 10044. | Kiwibird (aquaplane) | 89.05 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 10045. | Walrus (walrus947) | 89.04 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 10046. | ZapSlow (zapadobo) | 89.04 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 10047. | Jack (user85793) | 89.04 | 99% | 2020-07-27 |
| 10048. | William (wbwbwb321) | 89.04 | 95% | 2011-09-08 |
| 10049. | Quelm (quelmdrash) | 89.04 | 95% | 2012-11-16 |
| 10050. | jack (jackracer23) | 89.04 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
| 10051. | Atif (atif_zaheer) | 89.03 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 10052. | F (lawlnoodle) | 89.03 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 10053. | Michael (michael_frost) | 89.03 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 10054. | Jen (llama) | 89.03 | — | 2009-04-19 |
| 10055. | lawrence (ghost_7) | 89.03 | 92% | 2012-02-23 |
| 10056. | Isaac (sharkierules) | 89.02 | 97% | 2014-08-02 |
| 10057. | VanLaser (vanlaser) | 89.02 | 97% | 2016-01-20 |
| 10058. | Kev (joebob1235) | 89.02 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
| 10059. | mergaza (chiboub) | 89.02 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 10060. | Scoobert (canadianjoke) | 89.02 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 10061. | Maximus (sprachzarathustra) | 89.01 | 98% | 2020-05-02 |
| 10062. | ＵＺＡＷＡ☆ＲＥＩ... | 89.01 | 95% | 2019-10-17 |
| 10063. | Adam (adamdecoyz) | 89.01 | 95.9% | 2023-11-03 |
| 10064. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 89.01 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |