So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17597. | Matt (dazzles98) | 72.26 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
| 17598. | Sheng Yuan (xspeech32) | 72.26 | 98% | 2015-04-01 |
| 17599. | lmns (lmns) | 72.26 | 94% | 2015-03-04 |
| 17600. | Jason (jayjayghetto) | 72.26 | 91% | 2015-05-25 |
| 17601. | Shelley (al_haqiqa) | 72.26 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 17602. | jb (woorie7) | 72.25 | 87% | 2016-05-18 |
| 17603. | Smilax (smilax_09) | 72.25 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 17604. | Charles (chocoboexodus) | 72.25 | 95% | 2013-08-10 |
| 17605. | Tunmsie (tunmi_dev) | 72.25 | 96% | 2019-07-04 |
| 17606. | Evan (ev28n88) | 72.25 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
| 17607. | Harry (morpheus_) | 72.25 | 96% | 2017-04-21 |
| 17608. | edgar (bumbleblast) | 72.24 | 94% | 2013-11-10 |
| 17609. | Ferenc (ferenco) | 72.24 | 96% | 2020-03-20 |
| 17610. | Tnec (02hero) | 72.24 | 96% | 2019-03-19 |
| 17611. | Esketit (jony1525) | 72.24 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 17612. | Mandy (spegetti00) | 72.24 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 17613. | Rajkumar (rajku) | 72.23 | 91% | 2015-02-10 |
| 17614. | AD (blastoise13524) | 72.23 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 17615. | Jeff (jgcevallos) | 72.23 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| 17616. | SadmanSakib (chasedbydeath) | 72.23 | 96% | 2020-04-02 |
| 17617. | UPDEWS (updewsprado) | 72.23 | 97% | 2015-07-21 |
| 17618. | x (10psi) | 72.23 | 96% | 2016-02-10 |
| 17619. | lawrence (ghost_7) | 72.23 | 92% | 2011-10-18 |
| 17620. | Backman (baqmann1) | 72.22 | 95% | 2019-04-03 |
| 17621. | David (dvdvmchmch) | 72.22 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 17622. | Dan (cantdecidedan) | 72.22 | 99% | 2023-03-06 |
| 17623. | Aidan (aidanmac6) | 72.22 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 17624. | anne (strawberrybannenana) | 72.22 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 17625. | Sushi (yinyang) | 72.22 | — | 2010-04-03 |
| 17626. | Kent (kentwinder) | 72.22 | — | 2010-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |