And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10002. | Benji (helmdaddy) | 97.75 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 10003. | Seb (sebastiancv) | 97.75 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 10004. | Neo (neovanni) | 97.74 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
| 10005. | Nathaniel (wetaketolong) | 97.74 | 96.8% | 2023-07-20 |
| 10006. | Gwineafowl (fowlow) | 97.74 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 10007. | Jared (varmitz1) | 97.74 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 10008. | llarin (krypton1an) | 97.74 | 99% | 2020-07-28 |
| 10009. | Wipper (wipper) | 97.74 | 98% | 2017-12-05 |
| 10010. | Bruce (milothatch) | 97.74 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 10011. | Blue Alps, baby! (model_m_k... | 97.73 | 99% | 2021-12-22 |
| 10012. | Bean (beanervibez) | 97.73 | 96% | 2022-11-16 |
| 10013. | Atie (atie) | 97.73 | 94% | 2013-04-28 |
| 10014. | bob (absowute) | 97.72 | 99% | 2017-07-12 |
| 10015. | tim (ttim1) | 97.72 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 10016. | Woo (wootryhard) | 97.72 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 10017. | Evan (shnifflepuff) | 97.72 | 91% | 2013-08-31 |
| 10018. | Kex (kexander) | 97.71 | 99% | 2020-12-08 |
| 10019. | Mitch (writingsnotthateasy) | 97.71 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 10020. | Taco (tacobandit) | 97.71 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 10021. | lawrence (ghost_7) | 97.71 | 92% | 2012-12-05 |
| 10022. | Stephen (cloudmushman) | 97.70 | 97% | 2019-11-01 |
| 10023. | Gustavo (ribeiro_halmak) | 97.70 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 10024. | hardik (labeitazer) | 97.70 | 98% | 2020-09-14 |
| 10025. | Carlo (carlofletcher) | 97.70 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 10026. | Marie (grandmamimi) | 97.70 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 10027. | Wesley (wesleyeewong) | 97.70 | 98% | 2016-01-22 |
| 10028. | Sibidigonky (bromelts) | 97.70 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 10029. | J™♥ (diabolosjb) | 97.69 | 97% | 2015-09-20 |
| 10030. | Michael (michael1999wang) | 97.68 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 10031. | Sybil (h00py67) | 97.68 | — | 2008-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |