And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9931. | Benji (helmdaddy) | 97.75 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 9932. | Seb (sebastiancv) | 97.75 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 9933. | Neo (neovanni) | 97.74 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
| 9934. | Nathaniel (wetaketolong) | 97.74 | 96.8% | 2023-07-20 |
| 9935. | Gwineafowl (fowlow) | 97.74 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 9936. | Jared (varmitz1) | 97.74 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 9937. | llarin (krypton1an) | 97.74 | 99% | 2020-07-28 |
| 9938. | Wipper (wipper) | 97.74 | 98% | 2017-12-05 |
| 9939. | Bruce (milothatch) | 97.74 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 9940. | Blue Alps, baby! (model_m_k... | 97.73 | 99% | 2021-12-22 |
| 9941. | Bean (beanervibez) | 97.73 | 96% | 2022-11-16 |
| 9942. | Atie (atie) | 97.73 | 94% | 2013-04-28 |
| 9943. | bob (absowute) | 97.72 | 99% | 2017-07-12 |
| 9944. | tim (ttim1) | 97.72 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 9945. | Woo (wootryhard) | 97.72 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 9946. | Evan (shnifflepuff) | 97.72 | 91% | 2013-08-31 |
| 9947. | Kex (kexander) | 97.71 | 99% | 2020-12-08 |
| 9948. | Mitch (writingsnotthateasy) | 97.71 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 9949. | Taco (tacobandit) | 97.71 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 9950. | lawrence (ghost_7) | 97.71 | 92% | 2012-12-05 |
| 9951. | Stephen (cloudmushman) | 97.70 | 97% | 2019-11-01 |
| 9952. | Gustavo (ribeiro_halmak) | 97.70 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 9953. | hardik (labeitazer) | 97.70 | 98% | 2020-09-14 |
| 9954. | Carlo (carlofletcher) | 97.70 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 9955. | Marie (grandmamimi) | 97.70 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 9956. | Wesley (wesleyeewong) | 97.70 | 98% | 2016-01-22 |
| 9957. | Sibidigonky (bromelts) | 97.70 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 9958. | J™♥ (diabolosjb) | 97.69 | 97% | 2015-09-20 |
| 9959. | Michael (michael1999wang) | 97.68 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 9960. | Sybil (h00py67) | 97.68 | — | 2008-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |