The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2915. | Josie (josuealfredo) | 62.04 | 94.5% | 2023-08-10 |
| 2916. | duhber (duhber) | 62.04 | 95% | 2014-12-01 |
| 2917. | Sidney (sidneypham) | 62.03 | 94% | 2014-10-14 |
| 2918. | Jasmine (bonitajas) | 62.03 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 2919. | John (procrastinator4life) | 62.02 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 2920. | Bảo (baovan) | 62.02 | 100% | 2014-09-25 |
| 2921. | Sev7n (sev7nte3n) | 62.01 | 96% | 2023-10-31 |
| 2922. | Mohammed (md_islam) | 62.01 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 2923. | Erix (erixerns) | 62.01 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 2924. | BC (thunderthud) | 62.01 | 96% | 2013-12-03 |
| 2925. | ajit (ajit9999) | 62.00 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 2926. | Dhruv (lord_benjamin) | 62.00 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 2927. | Leah (insert_smiley_here) | 62.00 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 2928. | Wumi (wumi) | 62.00 | 97% | 2016-09-08 |
| 2929. | Rach (rabecha) | 62.00 | 98% | 2015-10-29 |
| 2930. | nxhoaf (nxhoaf) | 62.00 | — | 2009-09-13 |
| 2931. | Stephen (phen94) | 61.98 | 98% | 2020-01-23 |
| 2932. | lawrence (ghost7) | 61.98 | 89% | 2011-09-14 |
| 2933. | Udan (fris93) | 61.98 | 98% | 2019-07-21 |
| 2934. | pabl0 (pabl0juan) | 61.98 | 93% | 2013-04-14 |
| 2935. | Fadosa (fadosa) | 61.98 | 95% | 2016-03-13 |
| 2936. | Dipankar (dipankarkumar275) | 61.97 | 100% | 2023-03-12 |
| 2937. | Luis (lcisnero) | 61.96 | 98% | 2014-11-28 |
| 2938. | Choudhary (shakha) | 61.96 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 2939. | Raja (grizzly_lion) | 61.96 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 2940. | Keji (keji030) | 61.96 | 82% | 2014-04-06 |
| 2941. | Akash (akashagr) | 61.96 | 96% | 2017-01-22 |
| 2942. | Tracy (arkad) | 61.96 | 96% | 2013-10-04 |
| 2943. | Vu (3nim3) | 61.95 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 2944. | janet (janetcon) | 61.95 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |