As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9344. | Speedies19 (speedies19) | 82.19 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
9345. | Dominic (dominic1381) | 82.19 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
9346. | elliot (emlilikes) | 82.19 | 98.6% | 2021-02-01 |
9347. | Kyle (mydoricon) | 82.19 | 93% | 2017-02-20 |
9348. | arz (arzr) | 82.18 | 98% | 2018-05-07 |
9349. | Tuan (tuansoibk) | 82.18 | 95% | 2016-08-29 |
9350. | Ma (thyassasin98) | 82.18 | 91% | 2015-10-08 |
9351. | Zviad (ზვიად) (ha... | 82.18 | 95% | 2016-02-16 |
9352. | Zizo (zizob) | 82.17 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
9353. | Saruwatori (saruwatori) | 82.16 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
9354. | Cory (dragonbeast45) | 82.16 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
9355. | AznDibs (azndibs) | 82.16 | 92% | 2017-02-28 |
9356. | Juan (mecagoentodo) | 82.16 | 95% | 2016-08-02 |
9357. | ianc (xiancamacho) | 82.15 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
9358. | :) (yuuuhhh) | 82.13 | 95% | 2022-07-21 |
9359. | Bailey (berk) | 82.13 | 99% | 2015-09-20 |
9360. | Ghodyst (ghodyst) | 82.12 | 96% | 2015-12-25 |
9361. | Ethan (grayard) | 82.12 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
9362. | Joey (coxoncable) | 82.12 | 95% | 2023-03-24 |
9363. | Eivind (samuraikattepus) | 82.12 | 94% | 2015-06-16 |
9364. | Rae (liddyrae) | 82.11 | 97.2% | 2024-03-03 |
9365. | Jarandjar (jarandjar) | 82.11 | 96% | 2023-11-20 |
9366. | Eastsky712 (eastsky712) | 82.10 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
9367. | Ilias (skysrex) | 82.10 | 97% | 2015-06-18 |
9368. | Azeddine (innocent9902) | 82.10 | 97.9% | 2021-01-30 |
9369. | KnowItAllKing (knowitallking) | 82.10 | 97% | 2018-07-23 |
9370. | Taylor (typinggirl17) | 82.10 | 87% | 2015-12-17 |
9371. | SHU (shu_ik) | 82.09 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
9372. | Zovi (zovi) | 82.09 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
9373. | tstats[mm_food] (mm_food) | 82.09 | 96% | 2023-01-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |