So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17905. | (tech23) | 71.14 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 17906. | khalid (khalidabououalid) | 71.14 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 17907. | (joeyo2020) | 71.14 | 95% | 2021-02-13 |
| 17908. | (turker) | 71.14 | 95% | 2015-01-21 |
| 17909. | (zxckts) | 71.14 | 96% | 2019-08-01 |
| 17910. | (hcj1100) | 71.14 | — | 2009-11-15 |
| 17911. | (2_ally_) | 71.13 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 17912. | soravit (earthgammer) | 71.13 | 95% | 2022-06-25 |
| 17913. | (sylv81ct) | 71.13 | 92% | 2016-05-23 |
| 17914. | (tjajodia) | 71.13 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 17915. | (meechii) | 71.13 | 95% | 2018-12-28 |
| 17916. | (johnbass3) | 71.13 | 94% | 2012-12-10 |
| 17917. | (wayhowma) | 71.13 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
| 17918. | (seyranyandavid) | 71.13 | 95% | 2013-05-30 |
| 17919. | (flymonkeyfly) | 71.13 | 95% | 2015-07-01 |
| 17920. | (boki) | 71.13 | — | 2009-05-25 |
| 17921. | Jusernejm (jusernejm) | 71.12 | 95% | 2022-09-25 |
| 17922. | shekhar (ghochu) | 71.12 | 92% | 2015-01-03 |
| 17923. | Brock (brocky) | 71.12 | 94% | 2016-02-08 |
| 17924. | Ne007 (theoneo) | 71.12 | — | 2010-01-27 |
| 17925. | Drew (bigboisausage) | 71.11 | 94% | 2021-05-01 |
| 17926. | (itsvizzini) | 71.11 | 91% | 2017-01-02 |
| 17927. | (chroot) | 71.11 | 98% | 2021-05-31 |
| 17928. | (theonlyfiretail) | 71.11 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 17929. | (iveso) | 71.11 | 96% | 2013-04-05 |
| 17930. | (london_cal_93) | 71.11 | 94% | 2013-08-25 |
| 17931. | meme (fergburglerr) | 71.11 | 94% | 2013-10-17 |
| 17932. | (javindo) | 71.10 | 78% | 2011-06-05 |
| 17933. | (yukikoneko) | 71.10 | 91% | 2013-10-05 |
| 17934. | (voolcan) | 71.10 | 92% | 2016-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |