I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4327. | David (dzhang2) | 102.67 | 98% | 2018-07-26 |
| 4328. | hope (rostyslav_) | 102.66 | 98% | 2019-10-02 |
| 4329. | Typing (typing_god11111) | 102.65 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 4330. | Typer (slowtyper204) | 102.64 | 97% | 2025-06-04 |
| 4331. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 102.64 | 98.7% | 2024-01-11 |
| 4332. | melmerp (melmerp) | 102.63 | 99% | 2022-11-08 |
| 4333. | Martin (watchieboy) | 102.62 | 99% | 2021-11-21 |
| 4334. | Halbro (halmattalib) | 102.62 | 91% | 2016-09-04 |
| 4335. | Turtle (turtiee) | 102.61 | 97% | 2017-06-16 |
| 4336. | Dylan (lukan) | 102.60 | 97% | 2016-02-29 |
| 4337. | Looking For GF (veiven) | 102.59 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 4338. | Cliff (apudapus) | 102.59 | 100% | 2015-12-05 |
| 4339. | Dylan (dylan_brenner) | 102.59 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
| 4340. | Josef (josefuuu) | 102.58 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
| 4341. | Kevin (kevinisgay) | 102.58 | 96% | 2015-05-27 |
| 4342. | Shazzy (shazzy_new_daskeybo... | 102.56 | 94% | 2015-04-21 |
| 4343. | Kanna (kannasnow) | 102.54 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 4344. | Nick (gheel2000) | 102.54 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
| 4345. | cody (ocdy1001) | 102.54 | 97.8% | 2024-08-24 |
| 4346. | LockStock (lockstock) | 102.54 | 100% | 2022-03-07 |
| 4347. | Rami (nub_paws) | 102.53 | 99% | 2023-07-08 |
| 4348. | Axolator (axolator) | 102.53 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 4349. | the (thebaneet) | 102.53 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 4350. | Alexander (floopzxd) | 102.52 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 4351. | Lucky (revolutions) | 102.52 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 4352. | Austin (austinnn_) | 102.52 | 96% | 2024-05-02 |
| 4353. | Karthik (skarthik01) | 102.52 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 4354. | John (caduke) | 102.51 | 98% | 2022-06-17 |
| 4355. | Tom (pugsay) | 102.51 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 4356. | Garrett (gdiegnan147) | 102.51 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |