Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29931. | 2Fingers (johndave_1998) | 53.41 | 87% | 2017-01-10 |
| 29932. | modern (pastocasto) | 53.41 | 90% | 2014-11-28 |
| 29933. | Vidya (vidyaprasad) | 53.41 | 95% | 2014-10-24 |
| 29934. | Pradip (pradipg) | 53.41 | 95% | 2022-05-11 |
| 29935. | Yvonne (yvonnen) | 53.41 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 29936. | no (nononoyes) | 53.41 | 96% | 2019-08-21 |
| 29937. | Ari (arihsieh) | 53.41 | 95.6% | 2021-02-13 |
| 29938. | Santhosh (54nth05h) | 53.41 | 96% | 2020-05-28 |
| 29939. | Pekto (incredibold) | 53.41 | 95% | 2021-03-11 |
| 29940. | Javier (ramboelmanoso) | 53.41 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 29941. | jacob (jacobnguyen) | 53.40 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 29942. | Thinh (superthor1999) | 53.40 | 93% | 2020-02-25 |
| 29943. | NikoArc (ktp2222) | 53.40 | 96% | 2021-10-20 |
| 29944. | craster (yaboiedgy) | 53.40 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 29945. | Sprinkles (5prink1es) | 53.40 | 97% | 2021-02-02 |
| 29946. | Phong (phong_3) | 53.40 | 96% | 2021-04-26 |
| 29947. | Agnes (blahnikfash) | 53.39 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 29948. | Sherief (gharraph) | 53.39 | 96% | 2014-09-04 |
| 29949. | Islam (rehanislam) | 53.39 | 94% | 2014-10-10 |
| 29950. | Eddie (wizarion) | 53.39 | — | 2008-09-28 |
| 29951. | Julius (juliusmysad) | 53.39 | 94% | 2012-04-09 |
| 29952. | Justin James (justinjamesyu) | 53.39 | 93% | 2013-03-11 |
| 29953. | sai (luckyganesh) | 53.39 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
| 29954. | Anthony (apesina) | 53.39 | 95% | 2022-01-13 |
| 29955. | Corentin (risemu) | 53.39 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 29956. | Ethel (ethel7t7) | 53.38 | — | 2008-09-29 |
| 29957. | jana (ravikiranjana) | 53.38 | 89% | 2012-06-29 |
| 29958. | ATForever (atforever) | 53.38 | 94% | 2021-01-26 |
| 29959. | the (_asiimov) | 53.38 | 94% | 2020-12-12 |
| 29960. | Dr (drball) | 53.38 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |