The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27096. | alicethechalice (alisu) | 60.43 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| 27097. | Brett (bca701) | 60.43 | 96% | 2016-03-15 |
| 27098. | Deimont (deimont) | 60.43 | 93% | 2014-03-19 |
| 27099. | Janco (vrekenwatermark) | 60.42 | 96% | 2020-08-31 |
| 27100. | PK (pavanuppari) | 60.42 | 96% | 2021-12-28 |
| 27101. | Jappie (jappiegrappie) | 60.42 | 92% | 2022-01-30 |
| 27102. | Molli (burrrrrrberry) | 60.41 | 96% | 2023-07-07 |
| 27103. | gear25 (gear25) | 60.41 | 95% | 2023-08-19 |
| 27104. | matan (malsonic) | 60.41 | 93% | 2020-10-11 |
| 27105. | the noob (thenoobplayer) | 60.41 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 27106. | Lecoolestcat (l3coolestcat) | 60.41 | 92% | 2016-04-01 |
| 27107. | Cheryl (cherylrox) | 60.41 | 91% | 2016-04-19 |
| 27108. | Dodo (sonic20) | 60.41 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 27109. | John (queeb) | 60.41 | 89% | 2016-11-11 |
| 27110. | bich (xuongrongloveanh) | 60.41 | 90% | 2011-09-08 |
| 27111. | son (sonvan) | 60.41 | — | 2010-01-26 |
| 27112. | Notes (ggnr_notes) | 60.40 | 95% | 2022-11-19 |
| 27113. | tai (tmanivanh) | 60.40 | 95% | 2021-09-21 |
| 27114. | Derek (thesilentcloud) | 60.40 | 91% | 2016-12-07 |
| 27115. | Thomas (roarkish) | 60.40 | 93% | 2015-04-26 |
| 27116. | Sharon (mikpik) | 60.40 | 93% | 2013-03-03 |
| 27117. | ledd (ledd) | 60.40 | 95% | 2012-10-31 |
| 27118. | Max (macksx) | 60.39 | 94% | 2021-05-27 |
| 27119. | Salvador (dancing_gorilla) | 60.39 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 27120. | LshaNu,..!!! (lshanu) | 60.39 | 92% | 2011-09-06 |
| 27121. | Frag_Pumpkin (frag_pumpkin) | 60.38 | 95% | 2021-11-22 |
| 27122. | John (johndeereletter) | 60.38 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 27123. | ning (ning756) | 60.38 | 92% | 2013-08-16 |
| 27124. | Syllabus (syllabus4fun) | 60.38 | 96% | 2015-09-22 |
| 27125. | Milan (hxr4mp3) | 60.38 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |