So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14043. | Francisco (patleitao) | 78.02 | 96% | 2019-04-29 |
| 14044. | gchenstephen (gchenstephen) | 78.02 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 14045. | Gediminas (balandiz_69) | 78.01 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
| 14046. | lone (lone17) | 78.01 | 96% | 2023-04-04 |
| 14047. | hero (iknowhtml) | 78.01 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 14048. | Bruh (bruh_widow) | 78.01 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| 14049. | Matt (mattseid1) | 78.01 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 14050. | Big S (zver8908) | 78.01 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 14051. | Raz (lotanraz) | 78.01 | 94% | 2017-07-26 |
| 14052. | kc (kcyz) | 78.00 | 93% | 2015-09-04 |
| 14053. | Giorgi (gromji) | 78.00 | 96% | 2022-03-28 |
| 14054. | Drj (hellachronicsmoke) | 78.00 | 95% | 2012-01-19 |
| 14055. | papermaster_n (papermaster_n) | 78.00 | 95% | 2013-04-30 |
| 14056. | Jonah (etter) | 78.00 | — | 2009-05-19 |
| 14057. | Siddu (siddu9898) | 78.00 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 14058. | Joe (joeshmoe2220) | 78.00 | 96% | 2015-05-21 |
| 14059. | Gabbie (gg13) | 77.99 | 97.2% | 2023-05-15 |
| 14060. | Jupiter8000 (jupiter8000) | 77.99 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 14061. | milo (flyguymi) | 77.99 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 14062. | Pranto (pranto2722) | 77.99 | 98% | 2019-12-15 |
| 14063. | SHelley (birdlady) | 77.99 | — | 2010-04-03 |
| 14064. | Tiago (tvilhena) | 77.99 | 97% | 2015-04-10 |
| 14065. | Jen! (samara2013) | 77.99 | 95% | 2013-04-29 |
| 14066. | JellyBelly (alhaqiqa) | 77.99 | 98% | 2017-02-09 |
| 14067. | beanz (beanzrgood) | 77.98 | 96% | 2023-02-26 |
| 14068. | nothim (notperseus) | 77.98 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
| 14069. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 77.98 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 14070. | b (bonkadonks) | 77.98 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 14071. | Eva (diablo72927) | 77.98 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 14072. | Sak (sakiii) | 77.98 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |