The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8619. | (ngan_tg) | 49.38 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 8620. | (v3rmillian) | 49.38 | 95.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 8621. | (huamulanmushu) | 49.38 | 97% | 2012-09-07 |
| 8622. | (speedylai) | 49.38 | 92% | 2013-11-01 |
| 8623. | (hockeyjosh) | 49.38 | 92% | 2016-02-15 |
| 8624. | (vibhix) | 49.37 | 92% | 2014-08-30 |
| 8625. | (anjt) | 49.37 | 94% | 2023-07-28 |
| 8626. | (sebastianovoam) | 49.37 | 95% | 2020-03-25 |
| 8627. | (n43527) | 49.37 | 99% | 2018-02-28 |
| 8628. | (thangk56toantin) | 49.37 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 8629. | (gemrgd_23) | 49.36 | 95% | 2021-09-12 |
| 8630. | (ritizdixit) | 49.36 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 8631. | (billymentalz) | 49.36 | 94% | 2020-10-02 |
| 8632. | (bubu800) | 49.36 | 94% | 2017-02-22 |
| 8633. | (gonzobent) | 49.35 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 8634. | (umbrella) | 49.35 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 8635. | (outlawandy) | 49.34 | 96% | 2016-10-17 |
| 8636. | (gastronom) | 49.34 | 95% | 2020-06-25 |
| 8637. | (d368) | 49.34 | 88% | 2012-08-30 |
| 8638. | (antz9t) | 49.34 | 98% | 2015-02-27 |
| 8639. | (geveent) | 49.34 | 94% | 2015-12-23 |
| 8640. | (akashshewale) | 49.33 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 8641. | Jimothy (typeman_69_420) | 49.33 | 94% | 2022-03-30 |
| 8642. | (miki_the_skank) | 49.33 | 93% | 2012-02-12 |
| 8643. | (thomas) | 49.33 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 8644. | (hafidh) | 49.33 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 8645. | (char) | 49.33 | — | 2008-10-04 |
| 8646. | (wigazu) | 49.32 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 8647. | (ivanaldwin730) | 49.32 | 89% | 2016-12-15 |
| 8648. | (kambag86) | 49.32 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |