The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18531. | Aggie (aggiecht1121) | 74.22 | 96% | 2013-05-18 |
| 18532. | Eli (maketyperacergreatagain) | 74.22 | 96% | 2017-08-18 |
| 18533. | Leander (hactar) | 74.22 | 95% | 2019-06-17 |
| 18534. | Cameron (narbitz) | 74.21 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 18535. | Elemonade (elemonade) | 74.21 | 99% | 2021-10-02 |
| 18536. | Lolhops ㅇㅅㅇ (glenipl) | 74.21 | 98% | 2014-06-25 |
| 18537. | monty (mintos) | 74.21 | 95% | 2013-11-30 |
| 18538. | mmmmmm3 (howler_mmmmmm3) | 74.21 | 97% | 2019-03-28 |
| 18539. | Nikola (elenhar) | 74.21 | 97% | 2016-05-29 |
| 18540. | Robert (brorrobert) | 74.21 | 93% | 2016-04-02 |
| 18541. | Jojo (jojocalabza) | 74.20 | 97.2% | 2023-06-24 |
| 18542. | Ay (aaffs) | 74.20 | 94% | 2016-05-26 |
| 18543. | Eli (eligerman) | 74.20 | 91% | 2017-02-14 |
| 18544. | Bharat (bharatjadeja) | 74.20 | 92% | 2013-06-28 |
| 18545. | Michael (miiikehock) | 74.19 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 18546. | KPoke (kpoke) | 74.19 | 97.9% | 2021-02-01 |
| 18547. | Anuj Man (anujmanbjr) | 74.18 | 96% | 2011-10-20 |
| 18548. | HiteshM (hiteshm_riptide) | 74.18 | 95% | 2021-12-03 |
| 18549. | Gett (gettnumbers) | 74.18 | 91% | 2017-02-05 |
| 18550. | Kyle (badadc) | 74.18 | 95% | 2019-06-04 |
| 18551. | trakovsik (beyazzenci) | 74.17 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 18552. | Wezz (w3zz) | 74.17 | 95% | 2017-02-03 |
| 18553. | Max (chocolatepuma) | 74.17 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
| 18554. | Stani (zoan) | 74.17 | 96% | 2011-11-16 |
| 18555. | Bonsaikitten (bonsaikitten) | 74.17 | 90% | 2014-10-06 |
| 18556. | Saoubin (subin_) | 74.17 | 98% | 2015-10-19 |
| 18557. | Ahmed (ahmedkotb) | 74.17 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 18558. | llama (lilillama) | 74.16 | 94% | 2016-01-25 |
| 18559. | ... (stratex) | 74.16 | 95% | 2017-09-24 |
| 18560. | Fernando (fmfnogueira) | 74.16 | 97% | 2020-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |