So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21547. | L (waverleo) | 65.76 | 87% | 2012-02-26 |
| 21548. | Avinash (avinash625) | 65.76 | 97% | 2018-10-10 |
| 21549. | Tomas85 (tomeket) | 65.76 | 91% | 2011-05-14 |
| 21550. | 风中凌乱的小蜜桃 (y... | 65.76 | 94% | 2013-10-03 |
| 21551. | Khai (khaitran) | 65.75 | 94% | 2023-04-25 |
| 21552. | Jordan (jordy123e) | 65.75 | 90% | 2016-12-08 |
| 21553. | Rasmus (raxorkill) | 65.75 | 95% | 2016-10-15 |
| 21554. | Waonder (waonder) | 65.75 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
| 21555. | SIVAPRASAD (sp_maharana) | 65.75 | 99.1% | 2023-06-26 |
| 21556. | florin (flor111n) | 65.75 | 96% | 2022-09-29 |
| 21557. | Rami (nub_paws) | 65.75 | 95% | 2019-12-11 |
| 21558. | Manussanun (kaewmike) | 65.75 | — | 2011-01-03 |
| 21559. | Marco Cocconcelli (bathroomc) | 65.75 | 89% | 2011-06-12 |
| 21560. | Louise (squigglyhopper) | 65.75 | 92% | 2011-07-27 |
| 21561. | Q (gh40402) | 65.75 | 93% | 2015-03-04 |
| 21562. | Sarah (sarah1990) | 65.75 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 21563. | Lily (tigerlglily) | 65.74 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 21564. | happy (happy_meal) | 65.74 | 98% | 2023-07-03 |
| 21565. | mius (xempyreal) | 65.74 | 94% | 2015-04-11 |
| 21566. | dincer (dincer1998) | 65.74 | 96% | 2021-01-06 |
| 21567. | esabi (esabiwibowo) | 65.74 | 95% | 2014-12-26 |
| 21568. | Get (get_out) | 65.74 | 95% | 2018-02-09 |
| 21569. | Helalipop (helalipop) | 65.74 | 93% | 2017-03-31 |
| 21570. | Crystal (fourwheelingmomma) | 65.74 | 93% | 2015-08-11 |
| 21571. | banana (banana) | 65.74 | — | 2008-08-17 |
| 21572. | bobby (bobby7564) | 65.73 | 96.5% | 2023-09-26 |
| 21573. | Loyd (ryoudocloud) | 65.73 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
| 21574. | frost (frost99) | 65.73 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 21575. | Shohan (ansshohan) | 65.73 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
| 21576. | _____ (____________________... | 65.73 | 94% | 2015-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |