So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32973. | Aditya (timmyaditya) | 47.42 | 96% | 2020-03-08 |
| 32974. | lgwk (lgwk) | 47.42 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 32975. | Invisible (invisible_car) | 47.42 | 93% | 2011-06-02 |
| 32976. | Eat (sarith123) | 47.41 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 32977. | Abhi (abhishekgouhar) | 47.40 | 90% | 2014-12-15 |
| 32978. | Isaiah (corneliusmith) | 47.40 | 93% | 2014-12-21 |
| 32979. | suiram (suiram) | 47.40 | 91% | 2013-10-12 |
| 32980. | Michael (epik) | 47.40 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 32981. | Momo (momo1130) | 47.40 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 32982. | omaewamoushindeiru (darksch... | 47.39 | 82% | 2014-08-17 |
| 32983. | Paul (oldarms) | 47.39 | 99% | 2011-07-14 |
| 32984. | sneha (sneha_1503) | 47.39 | 94% | 2019-08-22 |
| 32985. | adrian (bliink) | 47.39 | 93% | 2012-07-13 |
| 32986. | Martin (manthee1) | 47.39 | 96.9% | 2021-02-23 |
| 32987. | Adrienne Ballantyne (adriatic) | 47.39 | 96.4% | 2023-08-22 |
| 32988. | Khaliun (khaliun_) | 47.39 | 93% | 2023-01-26 |
| 32989. | Zhiemy (zhiemy) | 47.38 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 32990. | Ian (gery) | 47.38 | 92% | 2015-07-14 |
| 32991. | Doğukan (tuukan) | 47.38 | 91% | 2016-06-10 |
| 32992. | rai (raidon) | 47.38 | 91% | 2011-10-24 |
| 32993. | Đạt (feariedragonpuck) | 47.37 | 95% | 2012-03-30 |
| 32994. | Mohamed Ahmed Zaki (zaki_55) | 47.37 | 96.5% | 2023-10-11 |
| 32995. | Victor (vgutierrez) | 47.37 | 91% | 2014-07-25 |
| 32996. | Gen (gen_t) | 47.37 | 95% | 2022-07-11 |
| 32997. | ZH Zaidi (zee_110) | 47.37 | 95% | 2023-06-07 |
| 32998. | Adrien (cargo) | 47.36 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 32999. | Nizam (highaccutypist) | 47.36 | 92% | 2015-08-05 |
| 33000. | Panha (panha_janai) | 47.36 | 97.1% | 2023-09-27 |
| 33001. | Abdulelah (hansan) | 47.36 | 94% | 2021-12-02 |
| 33002. | Lucid (lucid_26) | 47.36 | 93% | 2022-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |