The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20355. | Aashrya (virtualvector) | 71.30 | 96% | 2020-04-12 |
| 20356. | Anh (jackey_na) | 71.30 | 96% | 2011-10-09 |
| 20357. | pop (f1shmann) | 71.29 | 96% | 2020-08-06 |
| 20358. | RiceBOI111 (riceboi111) | 71.29 | 95% | 2020-01-24 |
| 20359. | jess (softballchick127) | 71.29 | — | 2009-08-09 |
| 20360. | kyle (bigtoerian) | 71.28 | 95% | 2020-03-06 |
| 20361. | wen (notbenwong) | 71.28 | 95% | 2022-08-16 |
| 20362. | Shebes (shebes) | 71.28 | 96% | 2011-12-16 |
| 20363. | CT (ctplays) | 71.28 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 20364. | MHFC (stavsitbon) | 71.28 | 95% | 2022-05-05 |
| 20365. | Ghosty (ghostfreak101) | 71.28 | 98% | 2023-02-11 |
| 20366. | sammy (sammyismuff) | 71.28 | 95% | 2023-07-05 |
| 20367. | Danny (h4ndeye) | 71.28 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 20368. | Ken (kenjella) | 71.28 | 94% | 2021-03-11 |
| 20369. | bleeding (ipodless) | 71.28 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| 20370. | zipline (hwiechers) | 71.28 | 96% | 2013-10-02 |
| 20371. | jnk (joelnanakwaku) | 71.27 | 96% | 2021-11-27 |
| 20372. | Brya (bhoenix) | 71.27 | 95% | 2018-12-05 |
| 20373. | Gerard (gerardpc) | 71.27 | — | 2009-05-31 |
| 20374. | Omid (zerodarkshadow) | 71.27 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
| 20375. | GodIsGood (cruz989) | 71.26 | 94% | 2021-06-13 |
| 20376. | Jaren (jarenn) | 71.26 | — | 2011-04-05 |
| 20377. | dottjt (dottjt) | 71.26 | 94% | 2012-03-12 |
| 20378. | instantmax (schmiddla) | 71.26 | 96% | 2014-08-25 |
| 20379. | Ariawan (adrianshen84) | 71.26 | 99% | 2011-05-19 |
| 20380. | Abiito (abito) | 71.25 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 20381. | Wynn (wynn___) | 71.25 | 94% | 2021-06-11 |
| 20382. | Möhri (moehri) | 71.25 | 97% | 2022-01-29 |
| 20383. | drunkenstool (drunkenstool) | 71.25 | 99% | 2017-09-30 |
| 20384. | Ben (lpisgood) | 71.25 | 93% | 2011-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |