So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16771. | Bilal (bilalahmad6600) | 73.60 | 98% | 2013-01-22 |
| 16772. | Rooshi (rooshi) | 73.60 | 92% | 2013-05-13 |
| 16773. | ant (ajwinch) | 73.59 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
| 16774. | Aaron (heckndarn) | 73.59 | 96% | 2022-03-30 |
| 16775. | Gigaman (gigaman) | 73.59 | 89% | 2012-12-06 |
| 16776. | DJ (e36freak) | 73.59 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 16777. | Andy (adfx_pixy) | 73.59 | 93% | 2015-05-15 |
| 16778. | Bob (bobgolf) | 73.59 | 99% | 2017-10-23 |
| 16779. | WEST (shsaidul) | 73.59 | 97% | 2014-12-08 |
| 16780. | Thomas (thomas70) | 73.59 | 99% | 2021-08-01 |
| 16781. | Thomas (cephalopode) | 73.59 | 94% | 2014-03-22 |
| 16782. | Nagi (rakuramen) | 73.58 | 95% | 2020-04-22 |
| 16783. | Atbash (atbash) | 73.57 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 16784. | Fang (fangalpha) | 73.57 | 96% | 2022-12-29 |
| 16785. | Tuxtampa (tuxtampa) | 73.57 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
| 16786. | avinash (avinash17121995) | 73.57 | 97% | 2016-07-01 |
| 16787. | adz (adzcer) | 73.56 | 94% | 2016-03-23 |
| 16788. | carnivorace (carnivorace) | 73.56 | 95.9% | 2023-10-17 |
| 16789. | Nope McGee (jazz4dayz) | 73.56 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 16790. | Joey (jpace) | 73.56 | 93% | 2016-02-05 |
| 16791. | Zach (zachstarattack) | 73.56 | 95% | 2022-10-31 |
| 16792. | Brian (pocket_ace) | 73.56 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 16793. | Niyas (niyas) | 73.56 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
| 16794. | Gerard (gerardpc) | 73.56 | — | 2009-05-31 |
| 16795. | Ian (ianthetypist) | 73.55 | 96% | 2023-05-28 |
| 16796. | Windy_One (windy_one1) | 73.55 | 95.2% | 2023-10-17 |
| 16797. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 73.55 | 95.7% | 2023-08-07 |
| 16798. | Yassin (yantroboy) | 73.55 | 95% | 2022-03-20 |
| 16799. | Dusple (dusple) | 73.55 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 16800. | jonathan (jgreco2818) | 73.55 | 97% | 2016-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |