I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11093. | (eryuell) | 86.64 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 11094. | BigTyper (9dee) | 86.64 | 98.2% | 2021-02-27 |
| 11095. | L + (n1ckname152) | 86.64 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 11096. | (t0sh1ro) | 86.63 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 11097. | Noel (nowellrl) | 86.63 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| 11098. | (greatking) | 86.63 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 11099. | (ntan1210) | 86.63 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 11100. | (heh3he) | 86.63 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 11101. | (djoshi) | 86.62 | 96% | 2025-07-01 |
| 11102. | (ethermorph) | 86.61 | 96% | 2025-04-26 |
| 11103. | h (midnightbastard) | 86.61 | 99% | 2022-04-09 |
| 11104. | (aoeuhe) | 86.61 | 99% | 2022-01-31 |
| 11105. | (superboye) | 86.61 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 11106. | Mario (marfredd) | 86.61 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 11107. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 86.61 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 11108. | (atypicaltypisttyping) | 86.61 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 11109. | (theoneonfonff) | 86.60 | 97% | 2025-02-14 |
| 11110. | gerald (geraldh) | 86.60 | 97.7% | 2023-08-30 |
| 11111. | (ggx4rtv_fast) | 86.59 | 99.4% | 2025-04-12 |
| 11112. | Martin (mewix) | 86.59 | 97% | 2025-11-29 |
| 11113. | Daniel (dsonger20) | 86.59 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
| 11114. | Wawa (wawasc) | 86.59 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 11115. | (henry_court) | 86.59 | 98% | 2019-02-14 |
| 11116. | (tholz148) | 86.59 | 95.5% | 2021-02-07 |
| 11117. | (nnard1616) | 86.59 | 98% | 2017-08-05 |
| 11118. | (sadistic_lil_hussy) | 86.59 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 11119. | (kyydcp) | 86.58 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
| 11120. | Arxalier (arxalier) | 86.58 | 98.2% | 2024-07-21 |
| 11121. | (frozentyper) | 86.58 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 11122. | (demurepuck) | 86.58 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |