So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17832. | Kuan-Yu (allankyhou) | 71.76 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| 17833. | Kareem (crashhadback) | 71.75 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
| 17834. | Myron (deqofficial) | 71.75 | 96% | 2019-07-22 |
| 17835. | John (pantays) | 71.75 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 17836. | Addie (addiethieves) | 71.75 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 17837. | Fritz (oskar669) | 71.75 | 97% | 2013-01-11 |
| 17838. | tanisha (tanisha17) | 71.75 | 91% | 2016-11-06 |
| 17839. | Tyler (tylerpt) | 71.75 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 17840. | Eric (roller_of_roads) | 71.75 | 95% | 2023-09-09 |
| 17841. | C (cnoteusa) | 71.75 | 93% | 2016-05-17 |
| 17842. | Ross (trickydick6) | 71.75 | 95% | 2018-03-02 |
| 17843. | Barış (epokhe) | 71.75 | 94% | 2015-06-02 |
| 17844. | Kulafo (lilcrest16) | 71.75 | 96% | 2012-05-16 |
| 17845. | meo (meo42) | 71.74 | 95% | 2014-02-05 |
| 17846. | Jade (thanhchuyen) | 71.74 | 98% | 2012-02-11 |
| 17847. | Cookie (ashlynn_t) | 71.74 | 96% | 2021-12-20 |
| 17848. | Zicheng (bin_laggin) | 71.73 | 95% | 2019-07-04 |
| 17849. | gerald (geraldgerald) | 71.73 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 17850. | Ro (roha89) | 71.73 | 94% | 2020-06-03 |
| 17851. | strucid (strucidguy123) | 71.73 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 17852. | Sheldon (godspeedmango) | 71.73 | 85% | 2016-04-22 |
| 17853. | Qwerty (qwertyazerty) | 71.72 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 17854. | Thomas (ashryx) | 71.72 | 94% | 2017-12-19 |
| 17855. | mohammadreza (mohammadrezae... | 71.72 | 98% | 2013-06-01 |
| 17856. | Maria (barcaforever) | 71.72 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 17857. | n00b (monil) | 71.72 | 96% | 2011-08-19 |
| 17858. | NighthavN (nighthavn) | 71.71 | 95% | 2016-09-26 |
| 17859. | hhdhwuus (hhdhwuus) | 71.71 | 95% | 2023-08-04 |
| 17860. | ppbeto (ppbeto) | 71.71 | 92% | 2011-06-05 |
| 17861. | Karlis (tmtx) | 71.71 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |