So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18698. | David (sweetswiss) | 70.33 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
| 18699. | Mr.ThuPham (mr_thuphamthien) | 70.33 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 18700. | Jack (detroitpistons16) | 70.33 | 93% | 2016-04-04 |
| 18701. | Raymond (awedragon) | 70.33 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 18702. | 2xchop (2xchop) | 70.32 | 95% | 2022-10-21 |
| 18703. | Pete (callpete) | 70.32 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 18704. | CrUzz (cruzz) | 70.32 | 95% | 2023-02-16 |
| 18705. | Holden (enelpriest) | 70.32 | 95% | 2016-12-12 |
| 18706. | Salem (slomy0010) | 70.31 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 18707. | Josh (syztyqus) | 70.31 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 18708. | JNeil! (miyapanget) | 70.31 | 90% | 2014-04-30 |
| 18709. | Hussain (malik1122) | 70.31 | 92% | 2015-05-30 |
| 18710. | youm (youm) | 70.31 | 97% | 2017-10-11 |
| 18711. | Lindsay (folkygal) | 70.31 | 95% | 2011-05-12 |
| 18712. | yea (yea23456) | 70.30 | 96% | 2023-02-01 |
| 18713. | Cullen (ctf011) | 70.30 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 18714. | eeao (eeao) | 70.29 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 18715. | gerachomp (gerachomp) | 70.29 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
| 18716. | Phong (hphong) | 70.29 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 18717. | jm (sirpricebeach) | 70.28 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 18718. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 70.28 | 95% | 2021-09-04 |
| 18719. | Singing (singing_griffin) | 70.28 | 94% | 2017-02-25 |
| 18720. | Svik (mdf288) | 70.28 | 97% | 2014-09-15 |
| 18721. | Daryl (namisimp) | 70.27 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 18722. | Aaron (spacexglizzy) | 70.27 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 18723. | Bunna (skykid) | 70.27 | — | 2011-03-20 |
| 18724. | spargy (spargy) | 70.27 | 96% | 2015-11-02 |
| 18725. | Symoun (sim1ong) | 70.26 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
| 18726. | pieter (pieterdekezel) | 70.26 | 95% | 2023-08-02 |
| 18727. | Jasmine (nyeaow) | 70.26 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |