The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21070. | Bach (bwv988) | 70.39 | 97% | 2019-07-09 |
| 21071. | Marshall (crabzy) | 70.38 | 94% | 2021-05-11 |
| 21072. | Kratagya (chutiyatyper) | 70.38 | 94% | 2021-08-29 |
| 21073. | neets (neets) | 70.38 | 96% | 2022-11-19 |
| 21074. | David (hanid3) | 70.38 | 98% | 2017-10-09 |
| 21075. | Chris (icewind) | 70.38 | 91% | 2012-08-31 |
| 21076. | GiupLeGXThuDuc (giuplegxtd) | 70.38 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 21077. | Alvin (alvinpiter) | 70.38 | 96% | 2017-03-22 |
| 21078. | Maksym (trickstermaks) | 70.37 | 96% | 2022-01-03 |
| 21079. | Erick (erickloolpez) | 70.37 | 95.6% | 2023-05-31 |
| 21080. | Joseph (jmath06) | 70.37 | 92% | 2016-07-01 |
| 21081. | Atrin (satchafunkilus) | 70.37 | 93% | 2021-04-19 |
| 21082. | Jazz (melotea) | 70.37 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 21083. | Jino (jino) | 70.37 | — | 2009-02-09 |
| 21084. | wireman (gensetman) | 70.37 | 96% | 2013-11-04 |
| 21085. | ✔Realization✈ (bulletso... | 70.37 | 97% | 2016-11-21 |
| 21086. | Machine (longshort) | 70.36 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 21087. | Justin (geoth) | 70.36 | 93% | 2011-09-02 |
| 21088. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 70.36 | 95% | 2019-11-08 |
| 21089. | Ronarch (ronarch) | 70.35 | 91% | 2015-03-25 |
| 21090. | Ahnaf (ahnaf75) | 70.35 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 21091. | Guest (blacknwhite) | 70.35 | 97% | 2013-12-06 |
| 21092. | Damon (newcarsmell) | 70.35 | 97% | 2019-02-24 |
| 21093. | owen (owenyang) | 70.35 | 94% | 2015-11-13 |
| 21094. | Hovhannes (hovo87) | 70.35 | 97% | 2012-02-29 |
| 21095. | Naveen (hithisisnavin) | 70.35 | 94% | 2016-09-20 |
| 21096. | AJ (alquinso_) | 70.34 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| 21097. | Hoe Hoe (yeyonghe) | 70.34 | 99% | 2019-11-04 |
| 21098. | . (walter_physics) | 70.34 | 94% | 2017-10-28 |
| 21099. | Q (gh40402) | 70.34 | 94% | 2014-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |