As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 235. | (xiarnaq) | 145.21 | 97% | 2016-11-04 |
| 236. | (v1ncent) | 145.04 | 99% | 2026-01-18 |
| 237. | (skanide) | 145.01 | 99% | 2025-06-12 |
| 238. | 🐟🐟🐟🐟hn (deliber... | 144.98 | 100% | 2021-07-21 |
| 239. | (mawrio) | 144.96 | 98% | 2025-06-11 |
| 240. | taran something (actuallymo... | 144.90 | 98% | 2017-12-28 |
| 241. | (acot) | 144.87 | 100% | 2022-11-16 |
| 242. | (davrostf) | 144.74 | 99% | 2019-04-14 |
| 243. | gokewhoo (gokewhoo) | 144.66 | 99% | 2025-06-14 |
| 244. | (tenmillenia) | 144.57 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 245. | Terran (t3rr4n) | 144.56 | 100% | 2021-07-16 |
| 246. | kekw (kekwomegalul) | 144.53 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
| 247. | (xroyyunx) | 144.35 | 98% | 2017-10-24 |
| 248. | (intheoryno) | 144.32 | 98.2% | 2024-07-21 |
| 249. | (mahhd) | 144.32 | 96% | 2016-05-10 |
| 250. | Anton (antonwebsters) | 144.09 | 96% | 2016-05-15 |
| 251. | George (georgious) | 143.95 | 98% | 2015-07-02 |
| 252. | (tcubesak) | 143.92 | 99% | 2018-10-14 |
| 253. | (vinninq) | 143.87 | 100% | 2018-01-18 |
| 254. | prince (lumsyn) | 143.85 | 98.6% | 2024-05-17 |
| 255. | (kaskade_) | 143.82 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 256. | (sabanurag) | 143.81 | 99.8% | 2023-08-08 |
| 257. | phlofy (phlofy) | 143.79 | 99.5% | 2024-05-25 |
| 258. | (buqesus) | 143.73 | 97.2% | 2024-11-29 |
| 259. | how 2 type faster? (not_seg... | 143.68 | 99% | 2023-04-10 |
| 260. | RESIST THE TEMPTATIONS OF Q... | 143.62 | 99% | 2022-06-12 |
| 261. | nillyvilly (modest_ked) | 143.62 | 99% | 2017-09-08 |
| 262. | (zatoishwan) | 143.55 | 100% | 2021-10-15 |
| 263. | (vogel_adler) | 143.51 | 99% | 2023-02-11 |
| 264. | (cypher_xd) | 143.37 | 99% | 2020-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |